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Oh, no. I'm sorry, Ted. I've got my fingers crossed for you and am sending positive vibes your way.

Thank you!

TedTheewen said:

Rob seems to be an expert on dinghies, too.

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Lillian_Blaire said:

Too? Someone else is also an expert?

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Ooh! Ooh! I have a rubber dinghy! Does that count?

*notices sudden silence*

Whut?

Silva said:

what is booze?

what is life?

what is meaning?

is butter even real anymore?

does my water have lead in it?

if I refresh the social media will my life ever change?

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*reports post for mature content*

Tiddly, why don't you post any links? Hmmm?

Erm...that is an EXCELLENT question, Ted. Yes. Quite. Indeed.

I mean, you hardly ever come in here anymore. You claim to be "busy" or some shit. And when you do decide to grace us with your presence, you refuse to click the links we so diligently put out for you. Just for you, I might add--special.

But do you post any links? Hmmm?

...but....but i was sick?



*squeaks into handkerchief*

You too, huh? Seems to be going around.

I'm lucky I'm such a recluse and I don't leave my apartment very often. Less chance for those cooties to find me.

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But okay, I won't be completely offended and upset at your lack of visiting us.

It's been several days of kill.me.now up until today. :/

And now my sleep is all whacked, which doesn't help. So I, uh, kinda sorta missed all the links while backreadingish.

Where my babymomma at?

She's hiding from you, muppet!

Unpossible. She would not do me that way.

Sorry, snookums...I was nursing our sweet little monkey child, cuz, you know, you forgot to pick up bananas again..

Ah, look! Swach and the muppet had twins!

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Aren't they just the cutest things ever!

You can see they have my toes..

I lick those toes.

I mean like. LIKE.

Yanno, neither of them look at all​ like me...

ha! That's what you think.

Hey, Tiddly! I saw this and thought of you.

Project Unicorn was started by a ten-year old girl. It's a prosthetic arm that shoots glitter!!

That explains why cray hasn't been around lately - he's been busy!

Shooting glitter? Well, what better way to spend a day, right?

Who is this "Cray" you speak of?

Dude, didn't you read LilB's post? He's a ten-year-old girl with a fetish for unicorns. Or prosthetic arms. One or the other.

Oh. I totally read that wrong.

Lillian_Blaire said:

Hey, Tiddly! I saw this and thought of you.

Project Unicorn was started by a ten-year old girl. It's a prosthetic arm that shoots glitter!!

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I find this amusing. For reasons.