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    I've lived by myself for so long, I will admit that I've gone feral. But I don't let dishes pile up that badly.

    *sniffs n00bean*

    I smell cotton candy and gun oil.

    That's sore hawt!

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    I like to coat myself in gun oil before leaving the house too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I like to coat myself in gun oil before leaving the house too.
    and we're really glad you do.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    and we're really glad you do.
    we are?

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    If one might imagine all the other things Rob could coat himself with before leaving the house...

    Suddenly gun oil ain't so bad.
    We need funny people.
    What Genre am I writing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    If one might imagine all the other things Rob could coat himself with before leaving the house...

    Suddenly gun oil ain't so bad.
    I'm a bit concerned that you're imagining Rob coating himself in things...
    Might want to get that looked at.

    But yes, I suppose you are right. Gun oil isn't too bad in the scope of what could have been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LisaBean View Post
    Gun oil isn't too bad in the scope of what could have been.
    Only if it's made from organic, 100% virgin, cold-pressed, GMO-free guns..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I'm drawing a blank...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Oh come on...take a shot..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Cordite interrupt here?

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    What do you aim to achieve?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I can't see him achieving much - until he's a little less trigger happy.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I"m feeling triggered here

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    I"m feeling triggered here
    You should find a place of safety...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I should get a grip and read a magazine.

    I was trying to chat up a lady but she recoiled from me. Apparently I wasn't of her calibre.

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    Probably had your sights set too high, aim low.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    My horoscope says today holds a fantastic opportunity for me to go out and mingle.


    Yep. That's what it says.


    Me. Go out and mingle.


    Uh huh.


    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    My horoscope says today holds a fantastic opportunity for me to go out and mingle.


    Yep. That's what it says.


    Me. Go out and mingle.


    Uh huh.


    I had one once that said I was the life of the party. That made me laugh. I always HATED parties. Too many people with crappy music tastes and bad booze. Nope. And now that I'm married with a child, kid's birthday parties are the only ones I attend. I make a point to stay out of the action at those. Groups of 4 and 5 year-olds can be vicious.

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    *scratches both Kells and LisaB off my "High Expectations Party" list*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    *scratches both Kells and LisaB off my "High Expectations Party" list*
    You have a list? Is it ranked or alphabetical?

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    What are your expectations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    What are your expectations?

    High. Very high.

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    What about me? Do you expect much out of me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    What about me? Do you expect much out of me?

    I don't know about LisaB, but personally.... I expect cotton candy flavored gun oil with a cocktail parasol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Well Ted mayn't have the parasol, but I'm bettin' he's got a cocktail balloon fer ya.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    Fallen
    . Ok, it's been a long while since I've written any poetry, so be gentle.

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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