regdog's Autobot & Decepticon Comedy Cabaret-Energon Served Hourly

swachski · Jul 19, 2017

Excellent.

Kells will be along any moment now to cause bodily harm..

quickWit · Jul 19, 2017

don't tease me

KellyAssauer · Jul 19, 2017

TedTheewen · Jul 19, 2017

Silent Rob · Jul 20, 2017

Well, this failed to escalate quickly.

swachski · Jul 20, 2017

Yeah. Total slow build.

*goes back to bed*

LisaBean · Jul 20, 2017

swachski said:
Yeah. Total slow build.

*goes back to bed*

*Makes a lot of noise to wake Swach up.

Silent Rob · Jul 20, 2017

Oh, she's not asleep, yo.

She's catatonic.

LisaBean · Jul 20, 2017

I, at first, missed the last bit.

Good job.

Silent Rob · Jul 20, 2017

swachski · Jul 20, 2017

*laughs from bed*

KellyAssauer · Jul 20, 2017

Having a little heat wave over here so my 'silent but deadly' is a wee more understated...

LisaBean · Jul 20, 2017

KellyAssauer said:
Having a little heat wave over here so my 'silent but deadly' is a wee more understated...

Oh look, Kells coordinated the color of her gun to her top. Very fashionable.

KellyAssauer · Jul 20, 2017

I couldn't find my hello kitty chainsaw...

TedTheewen · Jul 20, 2017

My job is selling guns and ammo all day. I wish more beautiful women called in instead of drunken rednecks terrified of the world around them.

KellyAssauer · Jul 20, 2017

TedTheewen said:
My job is selling guns and ammo all day. I wish more beautiful women called in instead of drunken rednecks terrified of the world around them.

You do realize that those two terms aren't necessarily exclusive... ya'll.

TedTheewen · Jul 20, 2017

I know. I've had some real winners call this week, too.

TedTheewen · Jul 21, 2017

Hey guyz, do you know the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other requires oinkment!

Rimshot!

:thankyou:

Silent Rob · Jul 21, 2017

You're not much of a cray replacement, ted. That was hilarious!

TedTheewen · Jul 21, 2017

*gets nekkid*

*rubs self with coconut oil*

Am I doing it right?

KellyAssauer · Jul 21, 2017

TedTheewen said:
*gets nekkid*

*rubs self with coconut oil*

Am I doing it right?

There's a wrong way?

TedTheewen · Jul 21, 2017

KellyAssauer said:
There's a wrong way?

Well, yeah..I mean, everything Cray did was wrong, wasn't it?

KellyAssauer · Jul 21, 2017

TedTheewen said:
Well, yeah..I mean, everything Cray did was wrong, wasn't it?

I don't dunno for everything, but Quitters is definitely wrong.

:greenie

TedTheewen · Jul 21, 2017

But that's why he's so awesome....he's so wrong.

swachski · Jul 21, 2017

TedTheewen said:
*gets nekkid*

*rubs self with coconut oil*

Am I doing it right?

You forgot the speedo

or the mankini if you're trying to imitate qW..

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