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NathanBrazil · Aug 15, 2017

swachski said:
Which action are you questioning...the fish flinging or head slapping?

*slaps NaBra upside the head with a scrod*

I'm fairly certain is was door number three.

Check please!

*Slaps Swatch upside the head*

TedTheewen · Aug 15, 2017

Fish puns, again?

Silent Rob · Aug 15, 2017

Cod it get any worse?

swachski · Aug 15, 2017

Potatofish!

TedTheewen · Aug 15, 2017

You mean, Crayfish?

KellyAssauer · Aug 15, 2017

Not well.
Usually scared them all off.
Blame it on the Speedo...

Silent Rob · Aug 16, 2017

I blame it on the blurve of rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

swachski · Aug 16, 2017

*strolls in, brimming with confidence*

*reads paper on desk*

Gah! I'm supposed to be on the beach right now, dodging jellyfish and seagull poop!

*throws on mumu...departs*

TedTheewen · Aug 16, 2017

*follows Swach*

I've got nothing better to do this morning.

Silent Rob · Aug 16, 2017

You forgot your muumuu, ted.

swachski · Aug 16, 2017

Thanks for reminding him, bro. The beaches here don't condone nekid time..

KellyAssauer · Aug 16, 2017

I never said I didn't condone it.

Oh. Wait.

Beaches.

nevermind

swachski · Aug 16, 2017

Makes me think of that other beach...NinaK..

TedTheewen · Aug 16, 2017

I somehow logged into work today. That's bad. I'd rather be on a beach.

swachski · Aug 16, 2017

I don't think Kells or Nina would condone that behavior..

TedTheewen · Aug 16, 2017

What's it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

swachski · Aug 17, 2017

Aah, that's what this guy's problem was..

TedTheewen · Aug 17, 2017

That's cute!

KellyAssauer · Aug 17, 2017

Oh sure. Explains that one.

Still doesn't explain this one.

TedTheewen · Aug 17, 2017

Do you need it explained?

KellyAssauer · Aug 17, 2017

No. I don't really. Thanks for asking though, very kind.

TedTheewen · Aug 17, 2017

Damn. I had a PowerPoint presentation set up in my van all ready to go, too.

Silent Rob · Aug 18, 2017

Custom transitions, I trust?

TedTheewen · Aug 18, 2017

Well, the title of the presentation was called "Integrating Synergy in Sigma Six-Compliant Posts in the Cab."

Exciting stuff, really.

Silent Rob · Aug 18, 2017

I think I just had a work-speak seizure.

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