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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    Ooh. That would also be cool. But no, he didn't get me that. At least not yet.
    I think we can all figure it out now.
    If it happens to be stamped 'Pakistan' anywhere, then you know it's just for nice.
    Either way, absolutely no firewood splitting or marshmallow roasting.


    You old swashbuckler you.


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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Ooh, he needs to get me one of THOSE, too! But it wasn't that either.

    *hand over heart*
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    I still say you need a spear and a bronze breastplate.


    But on second thought, giving you sharp objects, or pretty much anything that doesn't say "nerf" on the side, would probably raise our insurance premiums again.

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    *drops nerf atomic bomb*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I wanna Nerf car. Just bounce off stuff and keep going.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    That would be awesome. Until the neighborhood cats started chewing on the bumper..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

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    Or when it rains and it gets all heavy and squishy.
    Not sure that would be fun. Slog slog slog.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    But when you crash into someone the sploosh would be spectacular!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I wanna Nerf car. Just bounce off stuff and keep going.
    Make this happen, stat.
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    Introducing the 2018 Tiddmobile...
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Needs more pink...
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    Russian ballerina vampire romance - Chapter 1 (polishing)
    UF romance with zombies, dwarves 'n biker chicks - Chapter 1 (querying)

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    and sparkles.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I'm kinda surprised she's not driving that now. I'd figure the insurance companies would pretty much demand it.


    *wraps more bubble wrap around the Cab*

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    I'm kinda surprised she's not driving that now.
    No need. I filled the inside of her car with ping-pong balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Good idea. I have more rolls of bubble wrap coming in tomorrow. I'll get the pallets off the loading docks and put up around the Cab and with whatever is remaining, I'm going to build her a suit of bubble wrap. It's more of an ensemble. Quite stylish, too.

    *sets out more orange cones*

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    *resists the urge to pop dat*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    What happens when she sits down? Is it like a built-in Whoopie Cushion? Or she just startles a lot of cats?
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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    For her safety, and insurance purposes, the cats have been wrapped in bubble wrap, too.

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    I don't need a whole dress of bubble wrap, just some head bands.

    Make life easier on my forehead.
    Last edited by KellyAssauer; 12-09-2017 at 08:54 PM.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Why is Ife on your forehead? She should know better.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    It's for when I go to pound my head against things.

    Maybe a little corn starch and water in zip lock.
    That might do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Maybe we should just get you a helmet?

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    Get this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Nice, but I'd hate to have something around my neck like that.

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    Me too. I don’t even like scarves that much.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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