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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

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    Yeah, I'm sure.

    Uh...how long do you imagine you're going to make me suffer with this? What if I send you pie?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Oh, sure, blame the poor innocent kitty cat.
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    Is that Imelda Marcos too?

    I'm looking forward to visiting this gitmo place! Does it have a pool? I'll bring my board!

    ROAR

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    No, if you want to surf, you need to go to the Everglades. Lots of good swimming there. Just...hop right in the water.

    Also, that's not Imelda Marcos, that's me. Whatdaya think? I'm a hottie!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Pffft. Needs more kilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    I'm looking forward to visiting this gitmo place! Does it have a pool? I'll bring my board!
    Waterboarding!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Pffft. Needs more kilt.
    How do you know I'm not in a kilt? They don't call me Lillian Kilt-Wearing Blaire for nothing!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Damn me and my big mouth!!

    AC!! This guy is hot!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    The Toddler Diet is great. Today for lunch I had half a Hot Pocket, half a bowl of strawberries and half a bag of pretzels.

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    It's currently 80 degrees here.
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    Fahrenheit or celsius?






































    I'm only joking. Of course it's celsius.

    *capers*

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    Morning all.

    Sounds like you've been having fun with Lil's avvie, AC. (I missed the 'hot guy in a kilt' one) The current one looks like she's chastising you.

    We had a bit of sun yesterday, but it's back to overcast and threatening rain again today. Stupid weather.

    Ana, the toddler diet only works if you have a toddler who isn't fussy about what they eat. *is way past the age of having toddlers*

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    People are seeing Beauty and the Beast and I'm like, "Why are they going to see a pointless live-action remake of a perfectly good animated movie?"

    Of course, in couple weeks I am going to see a pointless live-action remake of a perfectly good animated movie, and it will probably suck.

    Hypocrisy at its finest, that's me.

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    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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    I actually really liked the live-action version of Beauty and the beast, even though, as fairytales go, BATB is one of my least faves. It ought to be called Stockholm Syndrome. But you know what? I admit it. The remake was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
    I don't know what this means but it sounds profound.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Emerson said it, but, when in doubt, you can always credit any quote to Lincoln, Churchill, or Mark Twain.
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    Good evening, House of Beauties and Beasts.

    I liked the movie. It was fun, and pretty, and yes it made me cry, but that's honestly not very difficult to do. I cry at commercials and animal documentaries.
    "Be yourself; everyone else is taken." - Oscar Wilde

    "Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence." - Hal Borland


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    I cry easily, too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I cry about spilled milk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I cry about spilled milk.
    Well, there's no sense in that!

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    Good morning, cry babies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I cry about spilled milk.
    I think you'd cry
    If you dropped a pie
    But I wont drool
    Over the five-second rule.



    New blog post Elephant dung and the art of critique. (June 15, 2016)

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    i've adored you from a distance for years, gail.
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    Clean up in aisle 3!

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    Good morning, K-Mart shoppers.

    I drink almond milk. I still cry if I spill it, but not quite as much.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    It takes a lot of little people to milk almonds.
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