Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

TedTheewen · Dec 18, 2017

I guess it didn't filter enough.

Silent Rob · Dec 18, 2017

I guess maybe if she was spanish she just thought sin filter meant unfiltered.

*capers*

Lillian_Blaire · Dec 18, 2017

Olé!

Sin big or go home, I always say.

Silent Rob · Dec 18, 2017

Is that why swach is looking at your mug shot?

*capers*

swachski · Dec 18, 2017

Gah! I’m offended!

Do it again..

Lillian_Blaire · Dec 18, 2017

Silent Rob said:
Is that why swach is looking at your mug shot?

*capers*

It’s hard to look away from all this awesomeness.

LadyV · Dec 18, 2017

An old Amish lady sex offender. Now there's something you don't hear about often. I had no idea there were Amish people in Florida. I guess even they got tired of the PA winters.

KellyAssauer · Dec 18, 2017

Makes me wonder what that old Amish lady was doing with her backpack leaf blower...

LadyV · Dec 18, 2017

Some sects of the Amish will allow the use of technology as long as it's only used for work.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 18, 2017

swachski said:
There's a good sized Amish community in Sarasota. Over the last few days during my house searches I've seen these cute little old ladies in their old fashioned dresses, "sin filter" bonnets on their heads, riding tricycle bikes down the sidewalks. A couple days ago I was reading through a house offer contract and one of the sections suggested reviewing the sex offender list in the city. So I clicked onto the website, started viewing mugshots of the individuals listed (most of which were creepy old white men) and to my surprise and delight saw an old Amish lady, complete with sin filter..

That was one of my best disguises ... Ted has better ones

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 18, 2017

LadyV said:
Some sects of the Amish will allow the use of technology as long as it's only used for work.

Things like phones not being allowed in the house so they have one in the barn ...

Lillian_Blaire · Dec 18, 2017

KellyAssauer said:
Makes me wonder what that old Amish lady was doing with her backpack leaf blower...

Now here’s a sentence you don’t read every day.

I don’t even want to know what this means.

PorterStarrByrd · Dec 18, 2017

it's a common euphemism

Lillian_Blaire · Dec 18, 2017

PorterStarrByrd said:
Things like phones not being allowed in the house so they have one in the barn ...

Is that how it works? Lol

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PorterStarrByrd said:
it's a common euphemism

I did not know this. Wow.

NathanBrazil · Dec 18, 2017

*Adjust leaf.*

I don't see how that could be a euphemism for anything, Porter.

Lillian_Blaire · Dec 18, 2017

Leaf? Singular?

Are we talking palm frond? Or like, oak?

NathanBrazil · Dec 18, 2017

I don’t remember the scientific name, but it’s called Dinosaur Food.

*Some interesting leaf names – ‘Poor Man's Parasol’*

RNJ · Dec 18, 2017

Amish lady -- leave blower -- I don't want to think about it.

*hides under pile of leaves*

TedTheewen · Dec 18, 2017

The Amish around here all run around barefoot even in cold weather. I've seen them go around barefoot in 50 degrees and raining outside. Their big old Hobbit's feet were covered in mud and they just walked into stores like that.

NathanBrazil · Dec 18, 2017

I would think that the store owner would chase the Hobbit-feeted folk out the door.

No shoes! No booze!

swachski · Dec 18, 2017

Really? I have to put shoes on before I can have a glass of wine??

Sheese... this place has weird rules..

NathanBrazil · Dec 18, 2017

*Watches while Swach tracks mud into the HOF.* I just mopped that - sheeze.

TedTheewen · Dec 18, 2017

Swach has special rules as long as she's not wearing shoes.

Justobuddies · Dec 18, 2017

NathanBrazil said:
I would think that the store owner would chase the Hobbit-feeted folk out the door.

No shoes! No booze!

But what if I want breakfast, or second breakfast?

Lillian_Blaire · Dec 18, 2017

Hey, if there’s no rule about shoes, does that mean there’s no rule about shirts, either?

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