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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    People in glass houses really shouldn't...
    ...do yoga in the nude?



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    The scientific theory is that if you had an infinite room full of swaches and typewriters, none of us would ever have to post anything again.

    *capers*
    Finally, someone around here is starting to make sense!

    *pushes swaches out of the way*
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    ...do yoga in the nude?
    Depends on who is doing the yoga
    "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Sir Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    No, it’s the Blue Light Special on aisle 3.
    Attention K-Mart customers...
    "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Sir Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyV View Post
    Wow. Good thing I have desert waiting for me. Peach cobbler.
    OK, dessert in the desert - Works for me!
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    OK, dessert in the desert - Works for me!
    Deserted in the desert with dessert.

    Is that coming to a sticky end?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RNJ View Post
    Attention K-Mart customers...
    Thank you! Someone understood!
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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Nothing better than being desserted in a French bakery..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Nothing better than being desserted in a French bakery..
    ^ PERVERT!
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Nothing better than being desserted in a French bakery..
    I love it when you speak French!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RNJ View Post
    I love it when you speak French!
    Yo tambien!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Nothing better than being desserted in a French bakery..

    I'll whip up a batch of buttercream frosting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    ...do yoga in the nude?
    Pretty much. Or the two backed horse... or camel... or whatever beast it is.

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    Deserted in the desert with dessert.

    Is that coming to a sticky end?
    Keithy wins the interwebs!!

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    Thank you! Someone understood!
    And they're elcome, right?

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    I'll whip up a batch of buttercream frosting.
    Oooo! We were counting on it!
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    Yes, they are elcome whenever they say hank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by RNJ View Post
    I love it when you speak French!
    Gomez Addams?
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    Gomez Addams?
    Vernie, are you saying this Halloween would you be my Morticia?

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    You know, for a Friday. It seems perfectly normal in here.
    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Vernie, are you saying this Halloween would you be my Morticia?
    Oui, oui, Mon Cheri
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Caramia!

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    Mama Mia!

    We’re not naming ABBA songs?

    Oh.

    Um...nevermind.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I know the ABBA song!

    A, B, C, D
    E, F, G,
    H, I, J, K
    L, M, N, O, P
    Q, R, S
    T, U, V
    W, X
    Y and Z
    Now I know my ABBA hits
    Won't you buy me pie?

    Pretty sure that's how it goes...
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

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    No. But maybe you know one of these?

    Dancing Queen
    Knowing Me, Knowing You
    Take A Chance On Me
    Lay All Your Love On Me
    Super Trouper
    Money, Money, Money
    S.O.S.

    Just to name a few of my favorites.

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    *buys Cliff a pie anyway*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Nope. Never heard of 'em. But I had a sheltered upbringing. My town banned dancing, so there'd be no Dancing Queen down here, no siree!

    Mmhmm. Tru fax.
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

    Buy my comedic urban fantasy novel on Kindle today!
    I now have a blog.
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    I also have a website. How exciting!

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    Are you sure you’re not living on the set of Footloose?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    Nope. Never heard of 'em. But I had a sheltered upbringing. My town banned dancing, so there'd be no Dancing Queen down here, no siree!

    Mmhmm. Tru fax.
    Everybody got raised with some kind of music. I heard too much ABBA when I was young and it scarred me up for life.

    I've been up all night again. Too much in my head, too many ear worms, and they're blending. A few bars here of this, a few bars there of that. Some of this, some of that, a bit of this, just to link a few.

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    I keep having an ear worm from Jr.High choir "I'm Captain Jinx of the Horse Marines." 1957! I need a brain cleanse stat!

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