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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

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    Still chasing plot bunnies. GailD's Avatar
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    It's okay, Cliff. Cheesy puns are what summon the muppet.

    Like, he's gouda get in on the action.

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    *melts*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Oh, man. Cheese puns are grate!

    *capers*

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    That's nacho best pun. But I still like it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Nacho is not a type of cheese. That is so bad it makes me blue.

    *jazz hands*

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    Making my own sunshine AW Moderator heyjude's Avatar
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    You muenster!

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    You're emmentalist!

    ROAR

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    *brandishes my swiss army knife*



    Well, I'm sitting at my kitchen table with my laptop, surrounded by chargers, a portable fan and a dorm fridge. The peaceful sounds of my neighbor's generator is purring a few feet away. She's my hero for letting me plug in so I can feel a tad bit like I'm living in the 21st century. Not looking forward to the cold shower though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    The neighbour is!

    *jazz hands*

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    I'm alfredo you're probably right..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Well, at least close all the doors and windows and stuff so it's not too briezy.

    *capers*

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    Good idea. I cheddar at the thought..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
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    Not looking forward to the cold shower though.
    At least it's just a shower and not a bath blue...
    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Nacho is not a type of cheese. That is so bad it makes me blue.

    *jazz hands*
    You've never heard of Nacho Cheese? Please.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I've heard of it, but there's no whey it's actually cheese.

    *capers*

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    It's oil. I know.

    But it tastes yummy, so whatevs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Still chasing plot bunnies. GailD's Avatar
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    Woot!!! Cheese puns! I can Edam all up!!
    New blog post Elephant dung and the art of critique. (June 15, 2016)

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    i've adored you from a distance for years, gail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    It's oil. I know.

    Well, if that's oil you know, maybe we can use the cheeses I fontina bag on the counter to keep things going.
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    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Fits right in with the tacky Elvis on velveeta hanging on the wall behind the counter..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Tisn't nice speakin' about Roub like that hanging up there in his Elvis costume. Doesn't look tacky Tomme, Roub.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    earthing.. swachski's Avatar
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    Now that one was a stretch. We should stop beaufort someone gets hurt.

    Besides Roub, that is..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Sounds like a Gouda idea. Not sure I would've survived the next one.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Still chasing plot bunnies. GailD's Avatar
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    My, my. Are we Stilton the puns?


    And I think the Elvis painting was AC's choice.
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    I just want to take a moment to say how impressed I am by the pun production recently. You are a cultured bunch, n stuff.. *insert hug emoji here*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I can't disagree. Susie's is definitely where the punsters brie long.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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