Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

yeah, sure

swachski said:

Two fer one is a boulder move, Gail.


Wait... are you selling stones or stocks?

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You rock, Swach!

Stones. But if you want stocks, let me know if you want the one for head and hands, or just the feet.

Either way, stocks and stones may break my bones..

It's socks and stone, swocks.

*capers*

swockawatha

KellyAssauer said:

swockawatha

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I like these Aboriginal American names I've been honored with, like this and Porter's Swatiwatha. *preens*

Kells, does it have a meaning? Like, She Who Never Wears Shoes?

She who steps in deep doo-doo

PorterStarrByrd said:

She who steps in deep doo-doo

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Yes, but not: She who steps in deep doo-doo in heels.

KellyAssauer said:

Yes, but not: She who steps in deep doo-doo in heels.

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So what would my name be then? I've stepped in cat poop, dog pop, chicken poop--slipped in doggy diarrhea once or twice. I've stepped in cat barf, dog barf, dead mouse, regurgitated dead mouse, dead bird and slipped in dead opossum guts and wiped out in the grass. And I accomplished all that while barefoot. Nothing like maggot-covered guts between your toes.

KellyAssauer said:

Yes, but not: She who steps in deep doo-doo in heels.

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That would Swatsiwalka

Quentin Nokov said:

So what would my name be then? I've stepped in cat poop, dog pop, chicken poop--slipped in doggy diarrhea once or twice. I've stepped in cat barf, dog barf, dead mouse, regurgitated dead mouse, dead bird and slipped in dead opossum guts and wiped out in the grass. And I accomplished all that while barefoot. Nothing like maggot-covered guts between your toes.

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That post is so metal!

if metal can squish between you toes ...

porlock said:

Does it slice, dice, repair leaks, cook on both sides with no stick, and are operators standing by? (Probably sitting by, somewhere in Bangladesh - or even south Africa.)

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Nope. It just sits there and looks... like a stone. But it's house-trained, quiet and very well-behaved. It doesn't mind if you pet it, either.

Kinda like some moderators around here.

Accept for the petting part.


And hey, my American friends - I wish you all a happy, safe and peaceful Thanksgiving. Which means don't about politics or sport at the dinner table.

Or the current politics IN sports.

And be careful not to get food poisoning, guys. Thanksgiving is always the worst day of the year for that. Cook your tofurkey all the way through!

there are good days for food poising?

*checks calendar*

Uh-huh. Shall I pencil you in?

(Actually, what I meant was more people get food poisoning on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year.)

that would be lead poisoning

PorterStarrByrd said:

there are good days for food poising?

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Yeah duh.

Not on a paid vacation day!

PorterStarrByrd said:

that would be lead poisoning

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Graphite, technically.

I never use that newfangled graphite stuff

I think graphite doesn't penetrate as well nor has a good enough trajectory.

I came out of hiatus to make ice cream. It's a special flavor for a special reason.

First two of four pies are in the oven.

Like Ted, I'll make it, but probably not eat it.

That is basically everything I make at Thanksgiving. But I guess cooking for others is its own reward. Like the reward of a sink full of dishes afterward.

*hires LilB a house elf*

I'm nervous about the ice cream. I really want to know if it's any good or not.