Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

you got off easy

You have no idea...

I've always had no idea

I have no idea what's going on and something tells me I shouldn't go back to page 378 to find out. . . .

probably a fool's errand so ....

I was trying so hard to be good, but you guys make it rough.

I think she read back

Who?

Good and evil are artificial social constructs meant to keep people in check and under control.

And yet they still don't work on me. Huh.

I'm innocent in all of this.

And a lot younger than I'd originally thought.

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You look a little...plastic, too.

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(And now I've got Barbie Girl circling in my head)

Now I do, too. thanks for that.

You’re so welcome! Glad I could be of service.

I'm cleaning my apartment right now. Lots of bleach. My apartment no longer stinks like reclusive man.

Please come do mine next. I'd like it to not smell like teen boy. You may need a blow torch.

Lucky for you I keep several bottles of bleach in the van because of reasons.

Those are the best reasons of all.

Stinky teenager feet smell?

I just more bad news from the work front. I might be claiming unemployment soon.

Oh, no. I'm sorry to hear that, Ted.

It's not just their feet. It's their EVERYTHING.

Teenage boys are stinky creatures. I was in sports as a teenager and I got used to EVERYTHING smelling like a locker room.

Today, the client told all of our people to log in, and there was talk of those of us not scheduled working too because the call volume was so high. Instead, our people logged in and were booted out an hour later. If this happens to me tomorrow, that'll mean I've lost half my paycheck this week to all of this nonsense. People are PMing me on FB and freaking out right now.

Sounds like a mess.

Oh, it is. But I have this weird calm right now, like I just know it'll all work out and things will be just fine.

I'm so good, I'm eating my thai green coconut curry with kale and not really caring at all.

Woo-hoo! That's awesome. Good for you.

One thing about keto is it causes hot flashes so it's like I'm hormonal or something. So right now I'm sweating like it's August despite it being in the teens outside and my heater is turned off at the moment.