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    Procrastinator Extraordinaire Lillian_Blaire's Avatar
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    Glad you're okay, HJ.
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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
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    Glad to see your safe Swach - all grumbly and kicking. And HJ - back to your filchy ways I see.


    Hope Suz is ok. Not the same without her checking in now and then. You could never do wrong in her eyes.
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    You ​could.

    *capers*

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    That's just mean - rube.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    He's an animal!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

    I see we're back to what amounts to normal in here.

    Leaving plates of pie and cookies to celebrate.

    Blessings,

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    Now all we need is coffee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Now all we need is coffee.
    And you've got independence too, Lil. Looking at the U.S. weather, I'd say Georgia has plenty of water now. No need to have to politely ask Tennessee for any.


    And Siri Kirpal brought cookies!!! Thank you, kind lady!
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    I could go for some hertzoggie about now.

    I got attacked by a plot bunny tonight and I'm on page five of notes already. The words are flowing like the floodwaters in Florida and Georgia. But I hope they don't sit and get all icky like the floodwaters in Texas because I hate skeeters.

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    *drags in a vat of coffee*

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    And you've got independence too, Lil. Looking at the U.S. weather, I'd say Georgia has plenty of water now. No need to have to politely ask Tennessee for any.
    Youre right! We've got more than enough water now. And a lot of downed trees and branches if anyone needs firewood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyjude View Post
    *drags in a vat of coffee*
    My hero!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    HJ is giving away coffee??? Did anybody check that vat?!
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    HJ is giving away coffee??? Did anybody check that vat?!
    Good point. But I notice HJ dragged it in, which doesn't mean she's sharing it. She could be hogging that vat all to herself.
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    We will steal some, one way or another.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    *filches all the coffee*

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyjude View Post
    *filches all the coffee*
    See!^
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    And if anyone wasn't scared before, this is the time to reconsider that. Pkbax and I are apparently mentally linked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyjude View Post
    *filches all the coffee*
    Quote Originally Posted by pkbax View Post
    See!^
    I saw. What happened to 'Thou shalt not filch thy neighbor's coffee'?



    *hogs teapot*
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    *rolls in a barrel of coffee*

    I've got it covered, no problem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    *rolls in a barrel of coffee*
    We can just dunk the cats in it.

    Excellent idea.
    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Pssst. Kelly - your joints are showing.

    And I don't think that's what the cats are for.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Psst Nabra.

    My eyes are up here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    *moves Kelly's arrow up a couple inches*

    THERE.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    *sees the arrow just above the av* How did her eyes get up there?
    Last edited by NathanBrazil; 09-14-2017 at 07:09 AM.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    *removes arrow to save on confusion and imply intent*
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I'm confused. What have you done to me, vile arrow?!

    Gah!

    No... No... Can't stop it from happening...

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