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    Gotta save up energy so they can kick ass at standing around, looking good next to the machines.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    True. Looking better than the machines is tough..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Yeah, they're always so sleek and well-oiled.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    And they're most accommodating with holding my pringles can..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    And what kind of idiot fills a vodka bottle with water, anyway?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    You know for someone that has never stepped foot in a gym, you guys paint a great picture.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Yeah, they're always so sleek and well-oiled.
    Double meaning much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by porlock View Post
    Double meaning much?
    Frequently, yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Frequently is just another word -- for "Bring it!"
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    Bring it...repeatedly. Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    *Hands RNJ a can of Pringles. Don’t look at me. Apparently it’s a new exercise fad. That and creative misuse of equipment. Leg lift somersaults?


    Treadmill dog walker.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    ...creative misuse of equipment.
    Serve kaiten-sushi on your treadmill.

    Iron your clothes on your bench press, then hang them up on your stationary bike.

    Dumbell doorstops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    I hang my clothes over my elliptical machine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Mmm, Pringles...

    *crunch crunch crunch*
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    I'm not lazy, I just follow the Laws of Conservation of Energy.




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    Quote Originally Posted by RNJ View Post
    Mmm, Pringles...

    *crunch crunch crunch*


    Oooooh Pringles, the times we've shared....

    "Memories
    Light the corners of my mind
    Misty water-colored memories
    Of the way we were..."

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    I've never seen anyone using a vodka bottle for water, but I once saw an elderly man using a mouthwash bottle for his water. It was strange.
    "Be yourself; everyone else is taken." - Oscar Wilde

    "Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence." - Hal Borland


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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Serve kaiten-sushi on your treadmill.

    Iron your clothes on your bench press, then hang them up on your stationary bike.

    Dumbell doorstops.
    Missed the sushi on the treadmill on the first read.

    Vertical climber as a makeshift ladder.

    Iron weight – dinner plates.

    Abdominal wheel – back massager.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyV View Post
    I've never seen anyone using a vodka bottle for water, but I once saw an elderly man using a mouthwash bottle for his water. It was strange.
    Maybe he was just trying really hard to meet some ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyV View Post
    I've never seen anyone using a vodka bottle for water, but I once saw an elderly man using a mouthwash bottle for his water. It was strange.
    Well, I was trying to joke that I fill my water bottles up with vodka, which is their true use. But I didn’t know how to phrase it so...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I think you just did.
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    Yeah, but I'd hoped for more impact with my delivery.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post

    Vertical climber as a makeshift ladder.


    Never gonna get to heaven that way.

    Or the roof.

    Or something..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. — Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. — Isabel Allende

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    But you'll get buns 'o steel trying to get there.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Talk about hard-a$$.

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