Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

Wait, maybe Groceri was from Malta!

swachski said:

There's an awful lot of nonsense floating around this thread today.




I know, like how is that different than every other day??

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Every other day is Bring Your Lunch Day.

Except on Wednesdays.

On Wednesdays we smash the patriarchy.

Dang it, I missed the fun yesterday because I had to finalize that corporate takeover! And I was so looking forward to trying out my new inflatable smasher.

swachski said:

There's an awful lot of nonsense floating around this thread today.




I know, like how is that different than every other day??

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*Tosses vanilla bean bag o' honor to Swatch. Watches the Maltese chase Iggy around the pool.*


*Nods sagely.* Yep. I know exactly what you mean. I couldn't agree more.

I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I leave for a few minutes and come back to a totally different conversation.

We were supposed to bring our own lunches? All I have is pie...

All those hidden conversations - it's all so very confusing. I think every other day is bring your own patriarchy. You wouldn't happen to have any Boston cream pie?

Duh, of course I have Boston Cream pie. Who doesn’t?

I also have key lime pie ice cream sandwiches. Seriously. They’re amazing. The best of both worlds.

Not a fan of key lime - but hanks for the Boston cream.

Whaaa? Guess that means more key lime for me.

You’re elcome.

Pie. Bah!

I made an angel food cake with Chantilly cream and homemade lemon curd. Come on over.

Be right there!!

swachski said:

Dang it, I missed the fun yesterday because I had to finalize that corporate takeover! And I was so looking forward to trying out my new inflatable smasher.

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Awesome! As long as they don't try and make you pay for smashing that glass ceiling! Stupid thing should never have been there in first place.

And you know the saying - People in glass houses really shouldn't.

Myrealana said:

Pie. Bah!

I made an angel food cake with Chantilly cream and homemade lemon curd. Come on over.

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to the world of sensible non-sense. Angel food cake!!??! You're so singing my song.

I didn’t know you had a song, Gail! That’s awesome! I’d love to hear it. Is it on YouTube? Do you have a link?

Wow. Good thing I have desert waiting for me. Peach cobbler. Yum!

Oh, yum. I was just thinking about peach cobbler the other day. Maybe I should make some. Plenty of peaches around these parts.

Good morning, house of Friday the 13th!!

So, what are you all doing today? Walking under ladders? Opening umbrellas in the house? Tossing salt over your shoulder? Crossing knives, watching for the black cat to cross your path?

How superstitious are you people? Even if you're not superstitious, what little ritual do you do anyway? ('cos you'll feel uncomfortable if you don't.)

Lillian_Blaire said:

I didn’t know you had a song, Gail! That’s awesome! I’d love to hear it. Is it on YouTube? Do you have a link?

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More likely to be my swan song but everybody knows that real girls eat cake!

I played the blackest of metals on my guitar for Friday the 13th.

Not really...

It was death metal.

I dunno... I noticed it was Friday the 13th, but I haven't really done anything special today.

Lillian_Blaire said:

Plenty of peaches around these parts.

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Plenty of cobblers too.

ROAR

Gail, I’m not superstitious at all. Today my favorite tattoo salon is giving $13 piercings and $13 tattoos (very small ones). Since I already have enough tattooing to last a lifetimes (see what I did there?) I’m going to pass on this great deal. Besides, I hate crowds and long lines. And pain. I hate pain, too.

Rob—I have yet to meet a cobbler. I’m sure there are some hiding here among the peaches, but I haven’t seen them.

GailD said:

More likely to be my swan song but everybody knows that real girls eat cake!

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Yes! But I prefer mine by the ocean. I’d include the link to the song I’m referring to, but Swach did recently and I’m too lazy.

The scientific theory is that if you had an infinite room full of swaches and typewriters, none of us would ever have to post anything again.

*capers*

Mind. Blown.

Ew! Gross!

Clean up on aisle 3!

*capers*

*snaps on hazmat suit!*

Silent Rob said:

Ew! Gross!

Clean up on aisle 3!

*capers*

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No, it’s the Blue Light Special on aisle 3.

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Hmm. Maybe you guys don’t have blue light specials where you live.