Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play
So we sat in the house all that cold, cold, wet day
I sat with Sally, a roll of duct tape by our feet
watching the box, with the cat, and the hat in the street...

porlock said:

A cat in the box? Is it alive or dead?

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I think Schrodinger may know - or maybe one of his cousins.

The kitty is very much alive, thank you very much.

*peeks in box*

*calls Schrodinger*

He says it's a parabox..

NathanBrazil said:

*coughs*

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Something tells me you've been relishing this moment.. ;-)

We’re not going to start with condiment puns, are we?

swachski said:

Something tells me you've been relishing this moment.. ;-)

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Noooooo- maybe -ooooooooooooo. Like I would be so childish.

LilB has put in a request to pepper the thread with puns. I think we should oblige.

Lillian_Blaire said:

We’re not going to start with condiment puns, are we?

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Mayo swell.

Yikes! I just punned! The world is going to end now.

You guys are making me salty.

Lillian_Blaire said:

You guys are making me salty.

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Oh yeah. It's all our fault.

*rolls eyes*

Mmmm...rolls...with butter. Yum.

I agree with Kelly. Let's blame NaBra instead.

How did we get on to rolls? Can I reverse back into automobile puns now?

No, roll puns are our bread and butter.

Soda bread is where it's at eh? I guess the car puns can get a little tired.

See what I did there?

*Snidely Whiplash laughter*

Speaking of bread and butter...
not only is tomorrow Better Breakfast Day...
but also National Pancake Day,
and Lumberjack Day (or eat like a Lumberjack Day)
as well as National Dumpling Day,
Johnny Appleseed Day
and Situational Awareness Day.

So please be safe eating all those apple flapjacks.

Dang - you weren't kidding. Though it looks like Better Breakfast Day is today - probably butter to have National Pancake Day the day after.

Pancakes are the breakfast of kings! That's why you have to rule with an iron fist when eating them. Mmhmm. Makes total sense.

I agree. Pancakes should rule with an iron fist. That and Canadian Bacon.

Good morning, Tuesday tuners.

How are y'all doing?

We had a sprinkling of rain last night. We haven't had rain since May, almost forgot what it was. But it was very welcome and there's more forecast for today. (I saw what hurricanes Irma and Maria did and couldn't help thinking, 'those poor folk, wish we could divert a lot of that water over here.')

swachski said:

...his...pickle?


Piccolo!

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Oh. Oh. Rob's going to be sore offended!

Lillian_Blaire said:

We’re not going to start with condiment puns, are we?

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If we do, I'll know the sauce of it.

LadyV said:

Mayo swell.

Yikes! I just punned! The world is going to end now.

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Awesome!!!!

I mustard posted in here earlier, but I can't remember it. I'm such a dill!

You guys post so much it’s hard to ketchup.

I'm impressed that you all are practicing safe punning by using condiments. Heaven knows abstinence would never cross your minds..

I don’t even know what that word means.

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Condiments. I meant the word condiments.

It's for your own protection. To avoid pregnant pauses..

swachski said:

It's for your own protection. To avoid pregnant pauses..

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and remove tartar.