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    Something or other swachski's Avatar
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    She didn't have to commute far from her wet box in the middle of the street..
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    if she was here, her wet box would be an ice box. *tosses sturgeon into box*
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
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    Sturgeon... is that a fish doctor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    You're saying that this 'street performance' thing started years ago?

    Am I right?
    Yes, back when my box was just a parcel of what it is today.

    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    She didn't have to commute far from her wet box in the middle of the street..
    We actually took several large boxes and broke them down, laid them out and duct taped them together to give us a flat surface to slide across. For moon walking and stuff. But I never used my own box. That would have ruined it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Sturgeon... is that a fish doctor?
    yes it was a fish, but I am not a doctor even if I do occasionally do some sturgeory. I'm trying to scale down some of my recreational activity so now I concentrate more on six-packs and mussels.
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    OK .. clam it up on the coming fish puns
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    OK .. clam it up on the coming fish puns
    Fish puns? I'll just flounder.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Nothing puny about it.

    If I were on a mussel beach, I'd prolly concentrate on six-packs too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Unfortunately, too many six-packs have morphed into beer bellies..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    LadyV....I think... it might be sweater weather? =)
    Sweater and boots weather, which is what I'll be wearing to trivia this evening.
    "Be yourself; everyone else is taken." - Oscar Wilde

    "Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence." - Hal Borland


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    I have nothing funny to offer tonight, but my broken tooth is fixed
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    Well, I think that's the best news I've heard all day! Let's celebrate! *offers Quentin peanut brittle, popcorn, gobstoppers, taffy, and ice cubes*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Why thank you Lillian. I'll chew these wonderful snacks on the opposite side of my mouth. The Novocaine is finally wearing off so I shouldn't bite my cheek ^.^

    I also went grocery shopping and saved a bunch of money with sales & coupons and had $2.70 off a gallon of gas (max 25 gallons). I say had because we filled up the cars.

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    (The 2 cents was canceled out.)
    Last edited by Quentin Nokov; 11-15-2017 at 05:18 PM.
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    Awesome!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Glad your tooth is fixed, Quentin. I don't have dental insurance, either, but that's something I keep my credit card clean for.

    Hope all is well with everyone.



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    Glad to see you can take a bite out of high prices, Quentin.


    back, Cathleen!!! How're you doing? What have you been up to?
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    Hey, Cathleen!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Glad to see you can take a bite out of high prices, Quentin.
    Not very nutritious but high in fiber, I suppose..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    I hope he read the label. Some of those are packed with fat and calories.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Not very nutritious but high in fiber, I suppose..
    Tastes like polystyrene.
    New blog post Elephant dung and the art of critique. (June 15, 2016)

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    Mmmm....delicious polymers..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    I hope he read the label. Some of those are packed with fat and calories.
    Dammit!

    *crosses labels off of 'okay foods' list*

    *capers*

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    Too bad. Labels stick with you a long time..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    A moment stuck to the lips, a lifetime stuck to the hips. Or something.

    *gyrates*

    *capers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    *gyrates and capers*
    *Swoons*
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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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