Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

Help! I ca' breaf.

Good thing you're not driving a tractor, then. Mmhmm.

Not sure why I'd be driving a tractor even if I could breathe, but you're absolutely right.

Morning, house of... farming?

I'm happy to report that last night's event went very well up to the point where my daughter threatened to punch the youth pastor candidate. But only once, so that's not bad! She must like him!

Huh, I didn't know your church included boxing. I'm intrigued with the possibilities..

Peace be with you!

Now, please turn and punch your neighbour.

*capers*

I aspire to be as awesome as your daughter, HJ. I usually don’t give a warning before I punch people. It’s a problem.

Silent Rob said:

Peace be with you!

Now, please turn and punch your neighbour.

*capers*

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And now, please rise to sing "Gonna Fly Now"

Gah!

You forgot the part in the service where everybody has to go outside and run up and down the steps outside the philadelphia museum of art and stuff.

ROAR

Oh, right. But they need to do it on their knees..

swachski said:

Oh, right. But they need to do it on their knees..

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I didn't read the post before this one and I thought you were talking about...er...never mind.

*rewraps innocence in bubble wrap*

*brushes dirt off knees*



What? I was boxing!

Boxing? On your knees? That's a low blow.

Lillian_Blaire said:

Boxing? On your knees? That's a low blow.

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Yeah, it's a little below the belt..

Trying to follow along and might have mixed things up, but an usher asked for a tithe and I punched him in the mouth. Hope I got that right.

Wow. Sounds like you punched his tithe out..

Ah, I glove you guys.

NathanBrazil said:

Trying to follow along and might have mixed things up, but an usher asked for a tithe and I punched him in the mouth. Hope I got that right.

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You're a testament to your kind.

swachski said:

Wow. Sounds like you punched his tithe out..

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I'm a reckoning he deserved it.

Lillian_Blaire said:

Ah, I glove you guys.

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That has a nice ring to it.


As long as you don't tithe above your weight.

*sings, “If you want me then you shoulda put a ring on it.”*

*twerks*

*observes twerking*

*pops bubble-wrap*

Can't believe judus said that...

No, no. That was Beyoncé. Common mistake.