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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    But you'll get buns 'o steel trying to get there.
    Never saw the appeal of those. I'd just break my teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by porlock View Post
    Talk about hard-a$$.
    Well porlock has definitely found a value for it.
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    There's a market for every product, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    I'd just break my teeth.
    More Jello molds?
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Ted breaks all the molds.

    How about Jell-O shots instead?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I've done Jell-O shots once, and only once. Call me weird, but I didn't really enjoy eating my vodka.

    Pringles on the other hand... NOM! I used to eat a can of Pringles every day when I was in high school. Pringles and Schweppes Cola (the best cola I've ever had, which they no longer make for some stupid reason - not that I'd drink it now that I'm avoiding sugar).
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    I've never done Jell-O shots, actually. But I buy Pringles by the case.

    For the kids.

    Kids...yeah.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I'm pretty sure I did a few Jello shots but honestly, I can't remember. I don't remember the last time I had Pringles, either. Just how it goes.

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    I only remember the Jell-O shots because they were so nasty. Like, think the sort of alcohol level that makes swallowing a tad difficult if you have a strong gag reflex, but that level of alcohol that has to be chewed at least a little bit first... Erk. Not nice.
    To listen to my feeble attempts at music, go here! I'll be adding to it (hopefully) for all of February.

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    Anymore, I've found that I really enjoy sweet drinks. White Russians were a favorite. Dangerous, though. Very dangerous.

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    I don't like Jello shots either. Pudding shots on the other hand are delicious.
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    I've never had a pudding shot but now I want one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Anymore, I've found that I really enjoy sweet drinks. White Russians were a favorite. Dangerous, though. Very dangerous.



    Just finished Ted's Drunk play list.


    Just a few of my favorites:


    I love you gusy. -- ok, now who is gusy?


    fireakin


    his geniouis


    HNOt cook at al
    Last edited by NathanBrazil; 12-08-2017 at 09:13 AM.
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    The best part was, what does one do when they come home incredibly drunk? Post on AW, of course!

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    Like you, I'm a happy drunk.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    I usually post on AW WHILE I’m getting drunk, too. Ah, the beauty of cell phones—you don’t have to wait until you get home to humiliate yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I don't think I've ever posted on AW sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Well, you haven't started slurring your words yet. There have been a few here ... I always wondered if they were typing while drunk.

    ETA: I'm almost always working ... so always sober.
    Last edited by NathanBrazil; 12-08-2017 at 09:41 AM.
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    Autoslur. It's an app.




    *or at least it should be
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I’m delfinatly...err, delefantly....uh....deflenetly not drunk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Kinda difficult for me to be drunk if I haven't had a drink this year.

    Or maybe not probably.

    Maybe wait until a second past midnight on NYE...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I have had a drink this year, but I haven’t been drunk since Freshman year of college. Which was 1824. Or it feels like that, anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    I have had a drink this year, but I haven’t been drunk since Freshman year of college. Which was 1824.
    Oh yes. 1824 (who could ask for more)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I look amazing for my age.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    marvelous
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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