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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
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    You have no idea...

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    I have no idea what's going on and something tells me I shouldn't go back to page 378 to find out. . . .
    Thank you to everyone who has kept Baby Odin in their thoughts and prayers. He underwent neurosurgery on 11/21/17 for a brain tumor. The surgery took approximately eight hours, but it went well. Biopsies were sent. Next week we should get the results. The doctors will then know what they're dealing with and what the abnormalities are in the spine. Please continue to pray and/or send positive thoughts for continued healing and a speedy recovery. If willing, please share Baby Odin's Story with others. Thank you.




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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    I was trying so hard to be good, but you guys make it rough.
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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Good and evil are artificial social constructs meant to keep people in check and under control.


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    And yet they still don't work on me. Huh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I'm innocent in all of this.


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    And a lot younger than I'd originally thought.

    - - - Updated - - -

    You look a little...plastic, too.

    - - - Updated - - -

    (And now I've got Barbie Girl circling in my head)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Now I do, too. thanks for that.

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    You’re so welcome! Glad I could be of service.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I'm cleaning my apartment right now. Lots of bleach. My apartment no longer stinks like reclusive man.

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    Please come do mine next. I'd like it to not smell like teen boy. You may need a blow torch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Lucky for you I keep several bottles of bleach in the van because of reasons.

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    Those are the best reasons of all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Stinky teenager feet smell?

    I just more bad news from the work front. I might be claiming unemployment soon.

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    Oh, no. I'm sorry to hear that, Ted.

    It's not just their feet. It's their EVERYTHING.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Teenage boys are stinky creatures. I was in sports as a teenager and I got used to EVERYTHING smelling like a locker room.

    Today, the client told all of our people to log in, and there was talk of those of us not scheduled working too because the call volume was so high. Instead, our people logged in and were booted out an hour later. If this happens to me tomorrow, that'll mean I've lost half my paycheck this week to all of this nonsense. People are PMing me on FB and freaking out right now.

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    Sounds like a mess.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Oh, it is. But I have this weird calm right now, like I just know it'll all work out and things will be just fine.

    I'm so good, I'm eating my thai green coconut curry with kale and not really caring at all.

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    Woo-hoo! That's awesome. Good for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    One thing about keto is it causes hot flashes so it's like I'm hormonal or something. So right now I'm sweating like it's August despite it being in the teens outside and my heater is turned off at the moment.

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