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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

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    *Grocerues to me has always been something I hear in Scooby voice: ala Grocer-rooooooos.
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    "What's a grocerue?"

    "A kangaroo that picks its nose."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Face View Post
    "What's a grocerue?"

    "A kangaroo that picks its nose."

    *takes a bow*


    Oh, you wanna be wallaby!


    Good morning, house of marsupial humor.

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    I'm jumping for joy that we're doing kangaroo humor.
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    Morning, house of marsupials.

    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    Or maybe she meant 'grocerudes' but spelled it wrong?
    I want a grocerydude!

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    Ok, HJ. I looked-ed and this was the best I could faind.

    Hint: he makes it there evenchually - sorta.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    I made a major stupid typo many moons ago: Groceries=grocerues. Do not ask. But there it is.

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    I don't think anybody even noticed.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    I made a major stupid typo many moons ago: Groceries=grocerues. Do not ask. But there it is.

    HOWL.

    Nope. One never lives that sort of thing down, here.


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    Ooooh. Me likes jackalopes.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Ooooh. Me likes jackalopes.
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Say, is anyone hungry for some ice cream... OF DOOM?
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    I'm sorry we don't allow WOW references in this thread. You'll need to spend a few hours in the geek hole to think about your transgressions. And don't ask me how I know about the Lich King or if I spent a year of my life playing that game - cuz I don't know what your talking aboot.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    I would like chocolate, please.
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    Don't encourage him AC, or I will start singing my favorite WOW songs!
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I would like chocolate, please.
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    Don't encourage him AC, or I will start singing my favorite WOW songs!
    Too late.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV46qFZrOzk

    Okay, that's the last one, I promise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty.
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    Gosh, I didn't know I sounded so pertiful!
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    So, if I hered you right - you wants me to sang another song.

    Ok. That might not be me singing this time.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    You no like? How bout this one?
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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