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Thread: Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

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    I wanna snorkel with you, Swach! I went for my first time just a few weeks ago (while on the island of Grand Turk) and it was AMAZING.
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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyjude View Post
    Yes. Yes we do.
    We? You got a mouse in your pocket?



    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    I wanna snorkel with you, Swach! I went for my first time just a few weeks ago (while on the island of Grand Turk) and it was AMAZING.
    Cool! Meet me at Shark's Tooth Beach in an hour..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post

    Cool! Meet me at Shark's Tooth Beach in an hour..
    Sure....let me just...um...pack and buy a ticket and then travel there. No problem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    No hurry. I somehow lost my snorkels..

    *looks for brains*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    *waves as I swim past Swatch*
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Who? What? Where?


    *looks for Nemo*

    *finds a million bucks*

    Sigh. That's not what I was looking for..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    *lines up U2 on last song about-to-be listened to*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    I wanna snorkel with you, Swach! I went for my first time just a few weeks ago (while on the island of Grand Turk) and it was AMAZING.
    Hint: it doesn't work on islands.

    *capers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    I went for my first time just a few weeks ago...
    It was here ^ when I experienced a suspension of disbelief...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Would you have believed if she said she was on the Virgin Islands?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Would you have believed if she said she was on the Virgin Islands?
    ...

    She's not on them anymore, so I guess it would stand to reason...

    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Virgin Islands. *thinks about saying something inappropriate*



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    Oh, dive right in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    *thinks about saying something inappropriate*
    Oh no, you might have me confused for weeks...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Different strokes, AC.

    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post


    It just takes one, lousy typo in this plaice....



    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Would you have believed if she said she was on the Virgin Islands?
    Um... I'd say that was vergin' on the impossible.
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    Oh, dive right in.
    Yes do. I believe it's inappropriate Monday. Speaking of Monday - I better git to work.

    *Hops in car - or is it under - after rounding the 1st corner* *thump* *stops and looks under car*
    Um Swatch. I think I found yer bwains. I think it's still mostly functional though, so - yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Hint: it doesn't work on islands.

    *capers*
    Fine. I was in the ocean that surrounded the island. Better?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Would you have believed if she said she was on the Virgin Islands?


    No, no one would believe it. Especially my three kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Waxing hurts.
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    Grocerues.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    Grocerues.
    Oh, I get it. It's define this weird word.

    A grocery bag filled with paraphernalia that Satan needs to collect souls.

    Infrangermaine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    Grocerues.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    Waxing hurts.
    Yep. But it's totally worth it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Isn't Monday always inappropriate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duchessmary View Post
    Grocerues.
    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Yep. That's what we call it in this thread. The Duchess coined it. Something along the lines of:

    It is no idyll. Thou must not be idle.
    Down the aisles one must sidle,
    With steel perambulator (that needs a bridle)
    And past other humans thou must grope
    To fill it with food and cans and laundry soap.
    Truly, it is hard to cope!
    Then wait while old ladies pay in quarters
    Outside there aren't any porters
    So thou shalt lug it home, alone, and ay!
    Then thou toil some more to pack it all away.


    Or maybe she meant 'grocerudes' but spelled it wrong?
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