2017 Weekend Update Thread

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I worked this weekend (Wed & Thurs are my weekend days) but I did get my blog updated the other night.

The rest has been slow coming.


1 blog post :partyguy::partyguy::partyguy:
 

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Awards For This Week's Awesomeness




Nanner-Saoirse



:banana::banana::banana:




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Words Edited-Saoirse 50 pages



:e2writer::e2writer::e2writer:





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Blog Posts-tie Saoirse and TedTheewen 1



:e2BIC::e2BIC::e2BIC:




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Then be first to post them tomorrow and you'll win the always coveted nanner.
 

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Welcome Flash Fiction writers. This is the Weekend Progress Report. We usually reside in the Humor Forum, but have decided to take our little thread on a tour of AW to encourage more people to join us and report their weekly writing accomplishments. Each week spiffy smilies and ribbons are awarded in multiple categories. So join us to win and brag.


Welcome to all Weekend Updaters, past, present and future. Yes, it's a new thread for a new year!




To refresh for those long-time Progress Reporters and to clarify for all the new ones -- we're here to help you achieve your goals by being the place where you're accountable, being a cheering section, the shoulder to cry on, the folks who say those people who rejected you are fools, FOOLS, and they'll rue the day, the folks who cheer wildly when you get an acceptance, and so on.




The "Rules" for posting here are pretty simple.




1. You don't have to write humor to post here -- any writer writing in any or all genres can post here. But you can be funny if you want. We're all over the funny.




2. Every weekend, starting on Friday and ending on Sunday, we post the progress we've made with our various writing careers. This includes whatever you consider part of your career -- writing, editing, submitting, critiquing, promotion, brainstorming, research, etc. It's your career, it's up to you.




3. How to report? Give us your word count for the week, your submissions for the week, the number of words you edited during the week, any acceptances garnered, and anything else you did to move your career forward. It's that simple.




4. Since many writers are also artists and musicians, we count art- and music-related progress as well, as long as it's also part of your overall career.




5. The WPR Dominatrix (that's me) hands out virtual prizes and encouragements and so forth. We occasionally have a Guest Dominatrix just because.




6. There are prizes for: The most words written in a week; the most submissions for the week; the most words edited for the week; the first to report each Friday; and the last to come in late (we don't encourage competition for this one!); the exciting news of the week (like acceptances, media coverage, getting paid, etc.)




7. What counts for submissions? Anything where your piece could be rejected. Blogs count for word count, but not for submission, UNLESS your blog can (really and truly) be rejected by someone else other than yourself, aka an actual editor/boss. When posting, be sure to make the distinction for a rejectable blog, so it can count in your submissions tally for the week.




8. Remember that being accountable helps achieve goals. We encourage updates even when someone hasn't done anything or anything much. The act of reporting IS an important step, and we want to hear from you, even if it's to say you achieved squat for the week.




9. Yes, if you drift away and come back there are no penalties. This is a support thread, not your job or your mom. Therefore, it's up to you how frequently you update. Studies have shown that being accountable is a huge factor in success (seriously, and we are not making this up), but it's all down to you, and we will not be down ON you.




Still confused about how it works? Check out the 2015 & 2016 threads for examples.




Welcome to 2017, let's make this the Year of the Updaters and really achieve those career goals!
 

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Nanner-Thekherham



:banana::banana::banana:




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Word Count-Haggis 140



:Jump::Jump::Jump:




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Words Edited- Saoirse 70 pages



:e2writer::e2writer::e2writer:




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So remember Flash Fiction? Well, we're there again, but differently.

Reg will explain it to you.

It's all cray's fault.
 

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Welcome Flash Fiction Challengers. We are the always awesome Weekend Progress Report. Our usual haunt is the Humor Forum, but we decided to take our fun little thread on tour of AW to encourage new updaters. You don't have to write humor to update with us. We just hang out there because we like to think we're funny. You can win spiffy smilies and ribbons in several categories. So read the quoted post, and then brag about your writing accomplishments for the week.




Welcome to all Weekend Updaters, past, present and future. Yes, it's a new thread for a new year!




To refresh for those long-time Progress Reporters and to clarify for all the new ones -- we're here to help you achieve your goals by being the place where you're accountable, being a cheering section, the shoulder to cry on, the folks who say those people who rejected you are fools, FOOLS, and they'll rue the day, the folks who cheer wildly when you get an acceptance, and so on.




The "Rules" for posting here are pretty simple.




1. You don't have to write humor to post here -- any writer writing in any or all genres can post here. But you can be funny if you want. We're all over the funny.




2. Every weekend, starting on Friday and ending on Sunday, we post the progress we've made with our various writing careers. This includes whatever you consider part of your career -- writing, editing, submitting, critiquing, promotion, brainstorming, research, etc. It's your career, it's up to you.




3. How to report? Give us your word count for the week, your submissions for the week, the number of words you edited during the week, any acceptances garnered, and anything else you did to move your career forward. It's that simple.




4. Since many writers are also artists and musicians, we count art- and music-related progress as well, as long as it's also part of your overall career.




5. The WPR Dominatrix (that's me) hands out virtual prizes and encouragements and so forth. We occasionally have a Guest Dominatrix just because.




6. There are prizes for: The most words written in a week; the most submissions for the week; the most words edited for the week; the first to report each Friday; and the last to come in late (we don't encourage competition for this one!); the exciting news of the week (like acceptances, media coverage, getting paid, etc.)




7. What counts for submissions? Anything where your piece could be rejected. Blogs count for word count, but not for submission, UNLESS your blog can (really and truly) be rejected by someone else other than yourself, aka an actual editor/boss. When posting, be sure to make the distinction for a rejectable blog, so it can count in your submissions tally for the week.




8. Remember that being accountable helps achieve goals. We encourage updates even when someone hasn't done anything or anything much. The act of reporting IS an important step, and we want to hear from you, even if it's to say you achieved squat for the week.




9. Yes, if you drift away and come back there are no penalties. This is a support thread, not your job or your mom. Therefore, it's up to you how frequently you update. Studies have shown that being accountable is a huge factor in success (seriously, and we are not making this up), but it's all down to you, and we will not be down ON you.




Still confused about how it works? Check out the 2015 & 2016 threads for examples.




Welcome to 2017, let's make this the Year of the Updaters and really achieve those career goals!
 

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I've written, and re-written, the same damned story four times this week. I have finally got it the way I want for the first 2/3 and now I'm wrapping it up. It's due in less than 48 hours.

I always work better under pressure. Always.


Nanner-:banana::banana::banana:



Rewrite-:e2coffee::e2coffee::e2coffee:
 

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I lol'd out loud when I realized my main achievement this week was probably making a really great sausage sandwich.

Thinking deeper... never easy for me... I might have ground out just over 1k words for a new story that hates me already, but hopefully might learn to love me one day. It's romance, and I suck rocks at romance. But a writing buddy challenged me to race them to 10k words, she's gonna mop the floor with me unless I am stronk like bull and push on somehow.

I make webcomics when I'm procrastinating instead of writing, I updated like 5 of them this past week. Way to hit my writing goals. If there's a way to get out of writing prose, I will find it.

Bless you all, now go write, write like the wind!

-Derek (not writing like the wind)
 

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I lol'd out loud when I realized my main achievement this week was probably making a really great sausage sandwich.

Thinking deeper... never easy for me... I might have ground out just over 1k words for a new story that hates me already, but hopefully might learn to love me one day. It's romance, and I suck rocks at romance. But a writing buddy challenged me to race them to 10k words, she's gonna mop the floor with me unless I am stronk like bull and push on somehow.

I make webcomics when I'm procrastinating instead of writing, I updated like 5 of them this past week. Way to hit my writing goals. If there's a way to get out of writing prose, I will find it.

Bless you all, now go write, write like the wind!

-Derek (not writing like the wind)


Thanks, now I'm in the mood for a sausage sandwich.


1000 words :Clap::Clap::Clap:
 

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1000 words :Clap::Clap::Clap:
Thank you thank you.

Oh, and I wrote a little flash story too, I try to do the challenge (the purpose of Flash Fiction Challenge forum) every week, so at least if my usual WIPs are refusing to cooperate, it gives me the feeling I've written something. So far this year it's added up to 16k of flash stories.

-Derek
 

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5000 words. 1k slow, but managed to compensate them into a short story I'm rewriting.
 
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