NaNo-isms 2016

[Carrie in PA]

(I'm almost tempted to try putting together whatever story this is.)

DO IT!!! LOL

I kind of like "fools of shadow" -- you might have something there.

[arikdiver]

This is pure poetry:

They didn’t make it much further before a tree across the track prevented them from going any further.

I know what this is mean to be, but know idea how I got it so wrong:
Lonan ate the muesli bar, swelling it in only three bites.