DeBlasio and Clinton: not a good comedy team

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http://verysmartbrothas.com/a-list-...ke-jokes-about-colored-people-time-explained/

. Well, did the joke work when Clinton and de Blasio tried it?

Of course not. One because Hillary Clinton seems to have the comedic chops of a Brookstone meat thermometer. But mainly because neither Clinton nor de Blasio possess the requirements necessary to tell a joke about colored people time in front of a bunch of White people.

Such as?

Be a colored person.

That’s it?

That’s not enough?

It is, I’m just asking if being a colored person is the only requirement.

It’s not the only requirement. But it is a baseline requirement. The baseline requirement. Kind of like how knowing how to read isn’t the only skill you need to possess to be a teacher. You also need to know how to create lesson plans and manage classrooms and trick lunchladies in giving you free pizza and shit. But you can’t be a teacher if you can’t fucking read first.
 
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There should be a formal name for this logical fallacy:

"You started/participated in a thread about X, when clearly Y is a much more serious problem; therefore you don't care about Y."

ETA: I guess it would be a subclass of the fallacy of relative privation.
 
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There should be a formal name for this logical fallacy:

"You started/participated in a thread about X, when clearly Y is a much more serious problem; therefore you don't care about Y."

ETA: I guess it would be a subclass of the fallacy of relative privation.

As thread starter, perhaps I should affirm that I'm also on the AW record criticizing Trump. And Cruz and Sanders and Johnson, for that matter. But mostly Trump.
 

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http://international.boisestate.edu/broncosabroad/2012/08/02/operating-on-italian-time/

My ethnic heritage has a "time", too! Heh. Well, it's 3/4 of my heritage, anyway. Something tells me if I googled the other 1/4, I'd find something about that "time" as well.
:hooray:

So do mine, apparently, which probably doesn't come as a shock to anybody, but I never knew the phenomenon had a name. The Germans may be the only punctual culture in existense.

;) It occurred to me after Kylabelle's comment that the 'ra' in my username might've made that comment confusing.
(I'm Rebecca - my middle initial is A.)

Are you guys twins? I just realized I know a bunch of Rachel-and-Rebecca twins and I can't think of any who are just regular sisters.

*has nothing of value to add to the thread*
 

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The Swiss are also quite punctual. And based on my visit there a couple of years ago, I'd put in a word for the Swedes.
 

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do you ever tire of being wrong?

Only when I'm wrong...

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... but I'm not wrong.:rolleyes
 

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oh we're doing total commentary and not specifically "equal time for racial foibles."

i've said it before and i'll say it again: walls-of-text and deflection are not substitutes for precision and veracity.
 

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Haskins, Haskins, Haskins. I start a thread about Clinton and de Blasio's lame joke, and all you can talk about is Haskins.
 

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the notion that trump has been spared by this forum, or by me, is ludicrous on its face.
 

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I have, but I've never heard a white person use it. And I tend to think it's better that way.

I've heard of it being used by POC and Hispanic people, but I have never heard a White, non-POC/non-Hispanic person say it.

Like other AWer posters have said, some of us Hispanics do use similar jokes/sayings (Hispanic/Latino Time), sometimes more specific depending on country/ethnicity (ie Puerto Rican Time).
 
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Another ethnic term that should be used with some caution: "Cuban wrench."

It's heard frequently in Miami in the world of auto repairs. A Cuban wrench is, in fact, a hammer. The backstory here is Cuba and it's plethora of old cars that had to be repaired without access to the proper parts. Thus, if a car needed an alternator, one used any alternator one could find, then made it fit (when it didn't) with a Cuban wrench.

Obviously, the term isn't supposed to be an insult. But a non-Cuban using it might come across as insulting, as mocking a Cuban mechanic.
 

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i think the lesson here, if i am understanding the reclamation of the term by our non-white brothers and sisters, is that white privilege doesn't exist at all, but is rather a manifestation of us getting our asses to appointments/work/social engagements, etc. on time.

discuss.
 
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