It's January! Broadside and murder ballad time!

As the cold creeps in and people keep themselves all huddled together until the sun has a chance to warm the place up, we recite to ourselves the reasons why we don't simply attack each other. Yes folks, it's broadsides and murder ballad time! Working on some or have you found one that is interesting?

Before this thread gets too desolate, let's bring up a happy one before we get into any dark stuff. Like how about "A Little Horse Called Farmer".