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I have no idea what a Tom Tom is, but now I want Tim Tams.

Silva said:

I have no idea what a Tom Tom is but now I want Tim Tams because your mom

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FIFY

*shakes head*

*facepalm*

gosh I'm just so absent minded lately because your mom

I want Tim Tams while driving in the car, getting directions from my Yoda-voiced Tom Tom...












Because you mom?

Anybody want a peanut?

As long as it's not boiled.

*sets freshly-baked cookies in trap
*turns fan on

Hello? Guys? I have cookies!!

I had cookies once

Here, come closer. Have all the cookies you want!

*deletes cookies*

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thank you, they were delicious.

*springs trap*

Ah-ha! Gotcha! Now you can't leave and the thread won't be empty!

*wanders back into thread an hour later*

wut?

Fine, I give up.

*wanders into different thread*

Aw, are you feeling aloney?

*settles in*


Uh... hello? (hello? (hello? (hello?)))

You had your chance! No way I'm going to let you talk me into staying here while you run away again.

But seriously...I shower daily. I'm nice. Harmless. Where is everyone?

If I'm inclined towards nice thoughts, they're all out working on their new year's resolutions.

If I'm not inclined towards nice thoughts, they're probably all having an ice cream party at Ted's without us. *grumps*

Ah, man!

It's way too fast-paced in here at the moment.

I know, muppet. Do your best to keep up. I'll give you the Cliff Notes version if you need it.

Come back here, you Swachski!

i remember back in the day in this thread when i would stop by after too much real world blather stuff going on and find that i would have to read through pages and pages of back threads because you people would always talk too much and there would be all all of these puns and evil little links that people left like bombs on the side of the road or something in the hopes that i would run across them and then give you all the satisfaction of an irate delayed reaction or maybe even a founce if it was really bad but after being gone for like three days i only had to read through the same page i left on and i find this rather disturbing because your mom

Um...I left so people would come back. I tried.

You know it's dire when you start to miss the battereh's bad jokes.