Krampus: I have a switch with which to beat naughty children!
Woman: Same.
Krampus: I haul them off in my barrel!
Woman: I give them The Stare until they slink off wheresoever I dictate on their own.
Krampus: I have a really long tongue.
Woman: I have a very short fuse.
Krampus: But I have a terrifying visage!
Woman: Like this? **Stare**
Krampus: Uh...
Woman: **Stare**
Krampus: So...I'll just let you get on with it, then?
Woman: That would be best.