All I really want is a squirrel. If your words form the shape of a squirrel, that's cool by me. (I think I need a picture with WINKS and SQUIRREL! For reasons. Yes yes.)
And if you are contemplating killing said squirrel with chlorine gas *eyes storymachinist suspiciously* well, you better make it EPIC. Like Henry V epic.
(I'm kidding, giftee. As long as you make me laugh at some point in the story, we're cool. Or distract me with a squirrel.
)
Speaking of squirrels, I'm snorting to myself after FINALLY having my characters start talking to me again for this story. *eyes calendar* I got time. Yeah...
...yeah...
*edges back out of thread, chasing after a sparkly squirrel*