Because it would be too implausible.
Today I was feeling really ropey at work. Had lunch and felt worse. Managed to make it to the toilets in time to be sick. Felt marginally better.
Went back to my desk. Saw I had an email in my writing folder. Thought, this will cheer me up, maybe my story got accepted. (I suffer from incurable optimism syndrome).
Of course it didn't. Instead I got my first rejection.
Go home, wallowing in self pity because I can't have one of the pre-mixed pina coladas I bought specifically in case my story got rejected. (Rejection + pina coladas doesn't beat acceptance, but it beats sober rejection by a mile. At least, so I assumed. I didn't get the chance to find out yet.)
Then I get a call from my mum. My grandmother died.
I just want to curl into a ball. I feel like if I leave any soft bits exposed today will find another way to pummel me.
Today I was feeling really ropey at work. Had lunch and felt worse. Managed to make it to the toilets in time to be sick. Felt marginally better.
Went back to my desk. Saw I had an email in my writing folder. Thought, this will cheer me up, maybe my story got accepted. (I suffer from incurable optimism syndrome).
Of course it didn't. Instead I got my first rejection.
Go home, wallowing in self pity because I can't have one of the pre-mixed pina coladas I bought specifically in case my story got rejected. (Rejection + pina coladas doesn't beat acceptance, but it beats sober rejection by a mile. At least, so I assumed. I didn't get the chance to find out yet.)
Then I get a call from my mum. My grandmother died.
I just want to curl into a ball. I feel like if I leave any soft bits exposed today will find another way to pummel me.