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Hey there, I'm Simon Hawk! I'm a thinker, writer, satirist, and full-time oddball. As Chief Diversionist of Knozzle, my job is to write, baby, write with the intention of making my audience think and laugh. Or at least chuckle. Mostly chuckle. I'm not that funny. Come to think of it, I'm not that bright, either, so don't expect much thinking.
When not hunched over my computer, I spend my time on a balcony overlooking the Arkansas River (pronounced ar-KAN-zas, people!) playing Death Metal's Greatest Hits on my diamond-studded kazoo. I sometimes pretend to know the meaning of life, but mostly just know the meaning of obscure words like "sesquipedalian" and "hircismus". (Okay, to be fair, I had no idea what "hircismus" meant until five minutes ago. I do now, however, so it counts!)
Thanks for having me!
(Wow... just realized I signed up two months ago, but just now got around to posting. Does that make me a procrastinator? Yes, yes it does.)
When not hunched over my computer, I spend my time on a balcony overlooking the Arkansas River (pronounced ar-KAN-zas, people!) playing Death Metal's Greatest Hits on my diamond-studded kazoo. I sometimes pretend to know the meaning of life, but mostly just know the meaning of obscure words like "sesquipedalian" and "hircismus". (Okay, to be fair, I had no idea what "hircismus" meant until five minutes ago. I do now, however, so it counts!)
Thanks for having me!
(Wow... just realized I signed up two months ago, but just now got around to posting. Does that make me a procrastinator? Yes, yes it does.)
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