The utterly squalid, wretchedly deprived, bravely-trying-to-maintain-appearances tea salon

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I did have sugar cubes. Porter snarfed them all up. And he took a whiz in the sugar bowl.

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I did have sugar cubes. Porter snarfed them all up. And he took a whiz in the sugar bowl.

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aww, s'ok. *attaches baggie of sugar cubes to Little Incredibly Dumb Dog's collar, points her West*

no guarantees on cleanliness, but they will surely be prelicked!
 

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Then they'll go perfectly with Susie's cake.
 

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Oooh! New Digs...
*waits for droves of sophisticated, wholesome, shiny, clean, non-disgusting, smut-free, flatulence-free humorists*

Hmm...no, *snort* not really, ooooh....shiney, define clean, maybe?, er..., probably.

Looking on the bright side, at least there's no smut.

Oh, look at that! All those random pamphlets on zombie sex. Now who would go and throw such smut around here?

*edges behind white couch*
 

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It's pretty much just as disgusting as the cabbie now. Haggis may as well merge it.

This. This is why we cannot have nice things.
 

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Exactly what kind of smut isn't allowed?
 

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Peace offering?

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*sweeps smut pamphlets from floor*
*dusts china cupboard*
*knits tea cozies*
*eyes moose on couch*
*decorates antlers with tea lights*

ETA: Sits primly in chair with pinky up. Sips tea. Spits out tea. Smiles politely. Edges tea cup away on table.
 
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Exactly what kind of smut isn't allowed?

Let's put it this way. You are not allowed to speak.

Peace offering?

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*sweeps smut pamphlets from floor*
*dusts china cupboard*
*knits tea cozies*
*eyes moose on couch*
*decorates antlers with tea lights*

:hooray:

I particularly like the tea cozies.

*straightens doilies*
 

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I don't know what that stain on the couch is, but I'd recommend not sitting there. Porter was the last one sitting in that spot. 'nuf said.
 

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Tiddlywinks sat with the pinky up.
 
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Yes. I was very proud of her up until she spewed the tea all over the white carpet.
 

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Yes. I was very proud of her up until she spewed the tea all over the white carpet.

I didn't spew it all over the white carpet.

*Hides tea stain under pretty Persian rug*

Caramel Latte Tea, anyone? With sugar, not salt this time?
 

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You gave my cabaret to cray and locked the thread.:cry:



I'm eating all of the bacon by myself.

By. My. Self.



***orders a wardrobe 3 sizes larger and a tanker truck of Jameson***


***doesn't founce,
doesn't trounce,
just eats bacon by the ounce***
 

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This is not working out the way I planned. At. All.
 

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I am much discouraged by the pollution of my beautiful, clean tea room by cabbie riff-raff.

At least there's only one mod. Though in typical jackboot fashion, she's keeping all the bacon and Jameson for herself.
 
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