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    The utterly squalid, wretchedly deprived, bravely-trying-to-maintain-appearances tea salon

    At last. A brand no longer new, shiny, clean, non-disgusting, smut-free, unclean, unfunny, mildly totally disgusting, occasionally smutty & smelly, battery-freeinfested, flatulence-free tea salon -- a place for wholesome and sophisticated wit.

    *sits on [somewhat stained] white sofa*

    *sips tea*

    *admires shining sticky, begrimed white walls and floors*

    *waits for droves of sophisticated, wholesome, shiny, clean, non-disgusting, smut-free, flatulence-free humorists*
    Last edited by CassandraW; 03-01-2015 at 12:11 AM. Reason: merciful heavens, I made a typo in the title. I swoon at the disgrace.

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