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    I have no sympathy. A Cher song has been running in my head for a week.
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    Laudanum pie. That's a new one, although I can't see it getting popular.



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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    I have no sympathy. A Cher song has been running in my head for a week.
    Yeah, you're right. You're much worse off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post

    On another note, its above freezing for the first time in 4 days, and these ginormous icicles are dropping with explosive sounds. I'm afraid to step outside..
    Be careful up there, swachski, those icicles'll put your eye out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Yeah, you're right. You're much worse off.
    Please, join me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6kAwh7abN4
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    Haha. Funny.

    NO.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I have to admit, I kind of like some of Cher's songs.

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    I do too (even though she's weird), I just don't want them playing over and over in my head.
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    I don't want ANY song stuck in my head.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    The Taylor Swift tunes are the worse for me as far as getting stuck in my head.

    Taylor goes jogging in my neighborhood. She's never invited me to her $10-million condo however.
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    Yeah, I agree, she's a bit weird.

    True, I don't want any song on an endless loop in my head... but I get really annoyed when it's someone whose music I really dislike.

    And how rude of Taylor Swift not to invite you over for coffee, AC.

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    Neither has that darn Aussie Nicole Kidman!

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    I'm beginning to see a pattern.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alleycat View Post
    Neither has that darn Aussie Nicole Kidman!

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    I'm beginning to see a pattern.
    They've got something against behaving kitty cats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Georgia is nice. Unless you plan to drink water while you're here. But otherwise, it's great!
    The hubs and I know two couples who've moved permanently from Jo'burg to Atlanta and they love it there.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    They've got something against behaving kitty cats?
    No, but I'm sure he wishes they would hold something against him.


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    Behaving kitty cats need love too.
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    From australians? Have you spoken to cliff?

    ROAR

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    Yikes!

    Tip-toes away on little cat feet.
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    *catches kitty cat*

    *dresses him up in pretty pink outfit with a cute pink beanie*

    There. You should be safe now.




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    Now he even looks like Cliff!

    *capers*

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    Morning, house of the pink-beanied cats and Cliffs!

    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    No way. I'm moving there so I don't have to wear shoes! Now where'm I gonna go?
    Don't worry, we're shoeless and pantsless 99% of the time!

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    Yeah, I'm getting kicked out of Virginia for bad behavior..
    And I'm bringing her here for worse behavior!

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    I feel pretty.
    I feel pretty.
    Oh, so pretty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyjude View Post
    Don't worry, we're shoeless and pantsless 99% of the time!
    w00t! *sells 99% of my pants and shoes on eBay*


    Quote Originally Posted by heyjude View Post
    And I'm bringing her here for worse behavior!
    Ooooh, don't make promises you can't keep, darlin'..
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    The hubs and I know two couples who've moved permanently from Jo'burg to Atlanta and they love it there.
    That's awesome. Except for the traffic, which is horrible, Atlanta is actually a great place. And if you live in the suburbs and can avoid the traffic, even better.

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    Good morning, everybody.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Bring your own water.
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    Why? When you can just steal it from Tennessee?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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