Correction. Lived. I paid my debt to society.
Took me three years, but the $1 has been repaid in full.
This reminds me of a funny from my childhood. I grew up in CO and there's a big maximum security prison there and whenever we would drive past it, my mom would tell us kids, "Don't ever pick up hitchhikers along this road." It makes me laugh because isn't picking up hitchhikers a bad idea, even if it's not right next to a prison. I have four siblings. It's a miracle all of us survived.
ETA - Alley, I would never slap you. I'm more of a puncher than a slapper.