Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES Volume VII)

Not unless you need a really small acoustic guitar, siri.

*capers*

We should start a band.

Sat Nam! (Literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

Wasn't a vihuela nor a ukulele.

If you form a band, will you run rings around Saturn?

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

Is this some sort of 2016 Solar System Tour?

Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)



Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

Actually, that reminds me of something I heard a year or so ago... The band Muse were planning to be the first people to ever play a concert in zero gravity. Basically, they were waiting till Richard Branson made his Virgin Galactic (or whatever it's called...) operational and open to the public, then play a (recorded, presumably) concert in the hour or so of zero-gravity that you'd get on such a flight. Sounds nifty. And really shows how rich Muse are...

Some time back, I watched a short documentary about a TV commercial that was shot in 0 gravity. Apparently, the plane flew at its maximum altitude, then took a series of dives and climbs and they filmed the commercial during the short bursts of weightlessness that took place in between. Turns out that the human body, when not experienced and trained for this, is inclined to behave in ways that no one suspected. (Though they should have.) There were not nearly enough barf-bags on board.

And now that I've totally thrown up your day....


Good morning, house of high-flyers. You want extra cream in that coffee?

Good morning, weightless people.

The Doobie Brothers used to do the weightless thing in their plane. One of their album covers showed them flying about the cabin.

I'm currently weighed down by all my gold medals.

ROAR

I'm going to Weight Watchers. Only five more pounds to go!

You can do a lot with five pounds, HJude. Although less than previously, what with all this brexit crap.

*jazz hands*

It's worth some coffee, anyway, and that's the important thing!

Not much, though. You'll have to ration it.

*capers*

*riots for coffee*

Let them drink tea!

*jazz hands*

Let's have a tea party.

Has anyone tried to combine tea and coffee? Successfully? It makes toffee. (rimshot)

*applause*

GROAN.

Silent Rob said:

Not much, though. You'll have to ration it.

*capers*

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One bean or two?


No euros accepted.

Will you accept a smile and a hearty thank you?

heyjude said:

Will you accept a smile and a hearty thank you?

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I ain't falling for that again.

heyjude said:

Will you accept a smile and a hearty thank you?

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Pretty sure that's how I ended up married...or with six kids.

Possibly both.

Uh, I'm pretty sure more than a smile was involved. Although it's a nice segue.