No angst? Surely there is some we can drum up, just to keep it legit.
It's my fault. I should have gotten butthurt at Vince. Now it would lack plausibility.
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Wait. Has anyone seen William Haskins? He can offend me, surely.
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No angst? Surely there is some we can drum up, just to keep it legit.
Underpaid artisans. Wasteful extravagance of the treasury spending tribute on some old mean general. Probably didn't pay the laborers more than a drachma per moon, when they surely deserved at least two...
Thereupon many statesmen and philosophers came to Alexander with their congratulations, and he expected that Diogenes of Sinope also, who was tarrying in Corinth, would do likewise. But since that philosopher took not the slightest notice of Alexander, and continued to enjoy his leisure in the suburb Craneion, Alexander went in person to see him; and he found him lying in the sun. Diogenes raised himself up a little when he saw so many people coming towards him, and fixed his eyes upon Alexander. And when that monarch addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, "Yes," said Diogenes, "stand a little out of my sun." - Plutarch
I'm with Haggis. What the hell did you expect to find there, a still warm dinner with the family missing?
Now THAT would be a mystery worthy of 24/7 news coverage.
Seriously, I hope they can get a better idea who it might be in the Greek tomb.
What is it with this preoccupation with the ruling class? History is the struggle of the common man to escape the clutches of the ruling class, yet every time old tombs built for the privileged few with the blood and sweat of thousands are found, everybody goes all gaga.You'd think, with all the decorations and the size of the thing, that there's a clue in there somewhere. Shouldn't his/her name be engraved somewhere?
At any rate, it's apparently splendid enough to be a royal tomb.
I'm dying of curiosity.
They found a skeleton in a tomb?
What are the odds?
What is it with this preoccupation with the ruling class? History is the struggle of the common man to escape the clutches of the ruling class, yet every time old tombs built for the privileged few with the blood and sweat of thousands are found, everybody goes all gaga.
Besides, Alexander was one of the most bloodthirsty of all the rulers of all time. He spent most of his ruling years leading a campaign to enslave ever-larger territories to do his bidding. He's a picture-book example of an imperialist megalomaniac, and people get all excited about the possibility of finding his evil bones?
I don't get it.
"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you."At last this thread has some angst.
What is it with this preoccupation with the ruling class? History is the struggle of the common man to escape the clutches of the ruling class, yet every time old tombs built for the privileged few with the blood and sweat of thousands are found, everybody goes all gaga.
Besides, Alexander was one of the most bloodthirsty of all the rulers of all time. He spent most of his ruling years leading a campaign to enslave ever-larger territories to do his bidding. He's a picture-book example of an imperialist megalomaniac, and people get all excited about the possibility of finding his evil bones?
I don't get it.
What is it with this preoccupation with the ruling class? History is the struggle of the common man to escape the clutches of the ruling class, yet every time old tombs built for the privileged few with the blood and sweat of thousands are found, everybody goes all gaga.
Besides, Alexander was one of the most bloodthirsty of all the rulers of all time. He spent most of his ruling years leading a campaign to enslave ever-larger territories to do his bidding. He's a picture-book example of an imperialist megalomaniac, and people get all excited about the possibility of finding his evil bones?
I don't get it.