Granted. We head back in time together to that exact moment when your fork full of meat dumplings hovers in hesitation above the plate before you. And I, being a Genie who defies the physics of entropy and the arrow of time, will slip into your subconscious and whisper “Don’t do it” into your ear. Whether you will or won’t will determine your existence in this universe or some other.
I wish for a brighter, saner day when we all understand we’re in this sliver of a Universe together, that our reputation will proceed us, and that we strived to make it a golden example of how to live, evolve, and prosper in harmony.