*straps iron armor with spikes to tail and then dragon pounces Abby*
Ted, Abby, Shaun
Damn, that tail looks even hawter than before.
I might write a poem about it. Ode to a Dragon's Tail.
*throws a cow*
How's my favorite scaled fire-breather? Been a while since we've talked! I saw your pics on FB of the new hatchling. Sooooooo cute.
I'm not sure how I feel about that...lmao!
Deeply honored, of course! I don't write poetry for just any dragon's tail!
Cow sounds really good right now... particularly in pot roast form with a side of mashed potatoes and pie and a giant cup of milk. Mmm...
*is hangry*
D'aww, he looks like a little character already.
Well, my tail is very honored...I think...maybe I should wait until after I read it, though...
Keep talking like that and I'll need three or four more cows...gah, that sounds good.
Daughter says he can already lift his head and almost roll over, either she's nuts or he's...SuperBaby!!! Must be the dragon in him.
Yeah....that would be a good idea. I mean, you know what kind of lunacy I can get up to.
I bet the daughter fed him lots of cow while she was growing him.
Ugh, doesn't it? I'm craving food not loaded with preservatives and questionable ingredients right now.
Too bad we have to use up all our cows so our dragon will grace us with her presence and a chance to gaze upon that magnificent tail. *ahem*
It would be nice if she'd just come by more than once a month without the bribe just because she knows we miss her a bunch.
*extra guilt*