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    Hounding from the Depths of Perdition

    This thread is for our horror silliness. Poor DL has to scroll on her phone through all those weekend report posts. So now, we goof off here!

    That said, the bar is open, I've stocked cookies... now all we need is Lily's BBQ and victims...guests.

    As our old hangout needed a major overhaul and redecoration, we now have version 2.0! Hounds! It's a new playhouse! Bring the newbies... we want to BBQ!

    HAGGIS NOTE:

    And now we have version 3.0, replacing 2.0. My Dawg, you people talk a lot.
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    Hounding from the Depths of Perdition

    Welcome to your new home, fellow Hounds.

    The weapons room is downstairs and to the right, next to the liquor room.

    No, Ted. The liquor room is the larger room.

    In our new quarters, we get to keep our "guests" on the same floor we inhabit. I've thought this through, and it's easier to hear their screams this way. It more than outweighs any inconvenience.

    So carry on. Do what you were doing, and enjoy your new home.

    *turns the heat up*

    Oh. And in here we don't need to start up the barbecue each time we toast a nOOb. The fire is always burning.

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    Yay! Now we always have a BBQ pit ready for when they wander in.

    I'm gonna go put Scruffles away in his new digs.
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    There's also a live well by the stairs. That way we can keep 'em fresh for a few days if we don't want to 'cue them right away.
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    Good thinking. How's the soundproofing? I know we had some problems in the last place with visitors claiming to have heard "cries for help" or some such nonsense.
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    I wasn't quite sure how to handle that. I mean, it's not like we won't use any excuse to see new "visitors."
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    I have scary tales about reaching for diet pepsi and finding my cup empty. Does that qualify as horror?



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    I have cheese and crackers, btw. I might have some before bed.

    I hope you all have an awesome Sunday!!!



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    So--don't be mad--but I *kinda* forgot what I was supposed to be in charge of during the move.

    BUT--

    I did have a garage sale today and made $300 (that's real, like, in real life today) on some stuff we weren't using in the dungeon. So that's good, right?

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    *sets out platter of nachos*

    I am always glad when you're here...now this is home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    *sets out platter of nachos*

    I am always glad when you're here...now this is home.

    Aww. Home is where the soap is?
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    Yup. Home is wear the soap is.
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    Yay!

    *lets his demon out of the terrarium, watching him scamper off to explore.*

    Where are we exactly? I can't seem to find a window to look outside and I have to admit, I slept the entire way here.

    I also want to ask if any of you saw the rap battle between Poe and King, if so, who do you think won?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Yup. Home is wear the soap is.


    *wanders*

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaunHorton View Post

    I also want to ask if any of you saw the rap battle between Poe and King, if so, who do you think won?
    That's this one, right? Loved it.
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    *takes up residence in the liquor room*

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    Quote Originally Posted by dolores haze View Post
    *takes up residence in the liquor room*
    Save me some Lagavulin, 'kay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    That's this one, right? Loved it.
    Yup. That's the one. Who do you think won? I call King.
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    I dearly love waking up in a new home after a move. And not having to put the previous residents in the dungeon, wrapped in duct tape, is awkward but I'll adjust.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaunHorton View Post
    Yup. That's the one. Who do you think won? I call King.
    I think King won on content, but Poe was clearly the better rapper.
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    Poe has street-cred. The Baltimore projects had to represent!
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