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Say this once to me:
"I never will let you go"
Now, nail down the lid.
 

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Now, nail down the lid
and bid your precious farewell;
three days 'til the stake.
 

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Three days 'til the stake.
And five more before they're through.
Hmm...what's for dinner?
 

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Hmmm. What's for dinner?
Be forewarned, if you say 'kale'
the wedding is off.
 

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The wedding is off...
How was I to know you were
one of those "vegans" ?
 

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One of those "vegans"
Never to eat good fresh meat
I do pity you
 

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I do pity you:
Yee nomads of the desert.
But then, you got goats.
 

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But then you got goats
stuck on the roof of your house --
what were you thinking?
 

Neegh

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what were you thinking,
off on a date with Bundy...?
'Spose, hind-sight's 20/20.
 

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Strawberry! Of it,
and its spring cousins I dream
beneath snow blankets.
 

Neegh

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Love frozen in time:
you were never really mime.
Cold indifference.
 

Neegh

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Now forever gone;
poppies littering our fields.
Greed took everything.
 

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My lesson is learnt!
I won't call you buttface, if
you put the knife down.
 

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You put the knife down,
or I'm going to tell Mom!
I mean it...Mommie!
 

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I mean it, Mommie --
I prefer wire coat hangers.
Please don't strangle me.
 

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Please don't strangle me
with tears. No more favors. Let's
live our own lives, dear.