Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

dfwtinman · Nov 11, 2014

Writing bad haiku?
By this merry chain of fools?
Oh, surely you jest?

CassandraW · Nov 11, 2014

Oh, surely you jest.
You can't think for a moment
I'd do such a thing.

onestepp · Nov 11, 2014

I'd do such a thing
climb every water tower
singing bath time blues

jaus tail · Nov 12, 2014

singing bath time blues
she wore a long, earnest smile
a knife slit her wrist

zanzjan · Nov 13, 2014

A knife slit her wrist,
but her soul already fled
on wings of your words.

dfwtinman · Nov 13, 2014

On wings of your words,
suspended above the world,
a long fall awaits.

CassandraW · Nov 13, 2014

A long fall awaits,
soon to be followed by a
much longer winter.

ableseaman · Nov 14, 2014

much longer winter
than bent birches predicted
through yellowing leaves

CassandraW · Nov 14, 2014

through yellowing leaves
the setting sun gleams golden
day's final splendor

Teena · Nov 14, 2014

day's final splendor
robed in purple and orange
Sol settles to rest

zanzjan · Nov 14, 2014

Sol settles to rest
among her star kin, sugar
in my cosmic jar.

kkbe · Nov 14, 2014

In my cosmic jar,
moths beat despairing wings. No
rest for the weary.

Teena · Nov 14, 2014

rest for the weary
an easy cure for cancer
dream, broomstick cowboy

CassandraW · Nov 14, 2014

dream, broomstick cowboy,
but not until you've finished
sweeping up your mess.

Teena · Nov 14, 2014

sweeping up your mess
putting all your toys away
husbands are helpless

dfwtinman · Nov 15, 2014

Husbands are helpless,
or so husbands slyly claim.
Greatest trick ever.

zanzjan · Nov 15, 2014

Greatest trick ever:
I pull a rabbit from hat!
Gaaah! Tiger! I die.

CassandraW · Nov 15, 2014

Gaaah! Tiger! I die.
Or, behind the other door, a lady.
But which door is which?

dfwtinman · Nov 15, 2014

But which door is which?
And what's behind the third door?
A tiger lady?

CassandraW · Nov 15, 2014

A tiger lady --
that is what I'll aim to be.
Cougars are so trite.

kkbe · Nov 15, 2014

Cougars are so trite.
Hand me my high heeled shoes, boy.
I'll show you what's what.

dfwtinman · Nov 15, 2014

I'll show you what's what.
I'll lead you down the right path.
I'm lucky like that.

keiju · Nov 16, 2014

I'm lucky, like, that
green leaf thing that, like, brings luck.
Ya know, like, clovers?

zanzjan · Nov 17, 2014

You know, like clovers,
we may briefly know bees but
never taste honey.

keiju · Nov 17, 2014

Never taste honey,
if you are under 12 months;
Botulism's death.

Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

dfwtinman

Cubic Zirconia in the rough

CassandraW

onestepp

jaus tail

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

dfwtinman

Cubic Zirconia in the rough

CassandraW

ableseaman

CassandraW

Teena

Bennie's Mom

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

kkbe

Huh.

Teena

Bennie's Mom

CassandraW

Teena

Bennie's Mom

dfwtinman

Cubic Zirconia in the rough

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

CassandraW

dfwtinman

Cubic Zirconia in the rough

CassandraW

kkbe

Huh.

dfwtinman

Cubic Zirconia in the rough

keiju

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

keiju