Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

Twick · Oct 31, 2014

Summer left behind
A whisper of green to turn
To royal scarlet.

zanzjan · Oct 31, 2014

"Too royal scarlet,"
You say, yet sunsets ignore
your mortal critique.

B.D. Eyeslie · Oct 31, 2014

Your mortal critique
and your high handed judgement
have left me loathing.

jaus tail · Nov 1, 2014

have left me loathing
the person in the mirror.
Enter shame and guilt

kkbe · Nov 1, 2014

Enter Shame and Guilt,
Stage Right. Not you, little lamb.
You've had your fifteen.

jaus tail · Nov 2, 2014

you've had your fifteen
minutes of fun when you killed
my cat, dog and mom

keiju · Nov 3, 2014

My cat, dog, and mum
Don't all fit in the freezer
Damn her frozen pies!

zanzjan · Nov 3, 2014

Damn her frozen pies!
No four and twenty blackbirds,
no girls to make cry.

jaus tail · Nov 4, 2014

No girls to make cry
guess i'll have to hit the boys
uprage bully-4

CassandraW · Nov 4, 2014

uprage bully 4
sale, but it's a markdown and
all sales R final.

zanzjan · Nov 5, 2014

All sails are final
judges of the wind; we move
at their go-ahead.

kkbe · Nov 5, 2014

At their go-ahead,
a grand pirouette! Alas,
it wasn't pretty.

jaus tail · Nov 5, 2014

It wasn't pretty
when he said that men who cry
need testosterone

CassandraW · Nov 5, 2014

need testosterone?
remember those side effects
can be a real bitch.

kkbe · Nov 5, 2014

'Can be a real bitch.'
Five-word ad, placed on Friday.
Married Saturday.

CassandraW · Nov 5, 2014

Married Saturday,
regretted it by Sunday,
divorced on Monday.

zanzjan · Nov 5, 2014

Divorced on Monday,
Tuesday I danced. But the tune
could not let you go.

CassandraW · Nov 5, 2014

Could not let you go,
Wednesday, since all the other
days have had their turn.

kkbe · Nov 6, 2014

Days have had their turn.
Eternal nights suit me fine.
(Love those pointy teeth.)

CassandraW · Nov 6, 2014

Love those pointy teeth,
though the wagging tail and soft
fur is the best part.

dfwtinman · Nov 6, 2014

Fur is the best part.
I leave the sinew and bones
To the carnivores.

CassandraW · Nov 6, 2014

To the carnivores,
steak; to vegetarians,
bloody hunk of corpse.

zanzjan · Nov 6, 2014

Bloody hunk of corpse
is not your best new flavor,
O Ben and Jerry's.

CassandraW · Nov 6, 2014

O Ben and Jerry's,
thanks for knowing that a pint
has sixteen ounces.

B.D. Eyeslie · Nov 6, 2014

Has sixteen ounces
changed you for better or worse?
Ice cream or Jim Beam?

Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

Twick

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

B.D. Eyeslie

jaus tail

kkbe

Huh.

jaus tail

keiju

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

jaus tail

CassandraW

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

kkbe

Huh.

jaus tail

CassandraW

kkbe

Huh.

CassandraW

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

CassandraW

kkbe

Huh.

CassandraW

dfwtinman

Cubic Zirconia in the rough

CassandraW

zanzjan

killin' all teh werds

CassandraW

B.D. Eyeslie