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but it get's gummy
treacherous brownish hill slides
meltaway highway
 

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Sulfuric bullshit
is all I can come up with
when caught in a lie.
 

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Harder than he leapt,
he dreamt, harder still awoke,
bruis'd, but stars in hand.
 

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Metal, his damn eyes
follow me and do not blink.
I close mine, and run.
 

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Stubborn reaction
Ignores all medication
Damn you, eczema!
 

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Poke it with a stick
But make sure to be prepared
To run when it wakes.
 

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To run? When it wakes,
we will crawl on our bellies,
tongueless, eyeless, trapped.
 

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The bells', Fruitlessly
dotes noses fragrant nerve ends
entranced delights grow
 

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Shiny toenails sing:
Tra-la! Even sparkly paints
don't unstink your feet.
 

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Don't unstink your feet
I like them just fine that way
Cheesy. Musky. You.

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Your stench precedes you:
Cigarettes, attitude, ire,
miasma of fear.