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    but it get's gummy
    treacherous brownish hill slides
    meltaway highway

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    Meltaway Highway
    Dripping black into the ground,
    stench of molten rock.

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    Stench of molten rock?
    Come on. Gimme more than your
    sulfuric bullshit.
    Last edited by kkbe; 02-01-2013 at 08:35 PM. Reason: i.e.e.

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    Sulfuric bullshit
    is all I can come up with
    when caught in a lie.
    Kallithrix: "you're like pot noodle - you know it's dirty, unwholesome, trashy drunk food, but.... you just want it in your mouf"

    Wee hippo has a message for everyone: DIIIIIE.

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    When caught in a lie
    I'll let my own bullshit smell
    to higher than high.

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    To higher than high,
    I reach my hand and pluck you
    from that starry sky. . .

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    From that starry sky
    A little man jumps up falling
    Harder than he leapt.

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    Harder than he leapt,
    he dreamt, harder still awoke,
    bruis'd, but stars in hand.

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    bruis'd, but stars in hand,
    he watched as they slipped
    through his clasped fingers

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    Through his clasped fingers
    silver rivers slide; heavy
    metal, his demise.

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    Metal, his damn eyes
    follow me and do not blink.
    I close mine, and run.

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    I close mine, and run
    every time the ayes have it.
    Stubborn reaction.

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    Stubborn reaction
    Ignores all medication
    Damn you, eczema!
    Kallithrix: "you're like pot noodle - you know it's dirty, unwholesome, trashy drunk food, but.... you just want it in your mouf"

    Wee hippo has a message for everyone: DIIIIIE.

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    Damn you, eczema!
    mini death poetry line
    epidermally

    (experience the silence?)
    If I'd had more time, I'd have written a shorter letter. Mark Twain

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    epidermally
    encased. I peek through my
    cold translucent skin

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    Cold, translucent skin
    holding in that pulsing thing.
    Poke it with a stick.

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    Poke it with a stick
    But make sure to be prepared
    To run when it wakes.
    Kallithrix: "you're like pot noodle - you know it's dirty, unwholesome, trashy drunk food, but.... you just want it in your mouf"

    Wee hippo has a message for everyone: DIIIIIE.

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    To run? When it wakes,
    we will crawl on our bellies,
    tongueless, eyeless, trapped.

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    Tongueless, eyeless, trapped.
    Quasimodo cries out. 'Quell
    the bells'. Fruitlessly.

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    The bells', Fruitlessly
    dotes noses fragrant nerve ends
    entranced delights grow

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    entranced delights grow
    pickleeria somber
    shiny toenails sing
    Last edited by B.D. Eyeslie; 02-06-2013 at 01:49 AM.

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    Shiny toenails sing:
    Tra-la! Even sparkly paints
    don't unstink your feet.

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    Don't unstink your feet
    I like them just fine that way
    Cheesy. Musky. You.

    (ewwww)
    Kallithrix: "you're like pot noodle - you know it's dirty, unwholesome, trashy drunk food, but.... you just want it in your mouf"

    Wee hippo has a message for everyone: DIIIIIE.

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    Cheesy. Musky. You
    overwhelm the senses, boy.
    Your stench precedes you.
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    “When you going fishing, Mike?”
    “I told you Albert, it ain’t really fishing. When I say ‘boat’ I mean ‘car.’ ”
    “Oh,” he says.
    I can tell he still don’t get it so I say, “It’s like he’s trollin’, right? For kids to catch.”
    Albert’s mouth’s stuffed with Loopers. He’s crunching and nodding.
    “So I’m gonna try to catch him. Maybe he’ll take me with him in his car and I’ll find proof somehow or maybe he’ll make a mistake and I can—hey, are you even listening to me?”
    Nope. He got that look, like he’s seeing something far off.
    “Oh man, you having one of them things right now? Dammit, I was right in the middle of—”
    Albert busts out laughing.
    “Crazy nut,” I say, but he gets me smiling after that one.

    /kk's l'il blog/

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    Your stench precedes you:
    Cigarettes, attitude, ire,
    miasma of fear.

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