Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

B.D. Eyeslie · Jul 4, 2011

Those poor, trapp'd Balrogs
forget their station in life
warming the fondue

Blarg · Jul 4, 2011

Warming the fondue --
Ah, pissing in your hot tub
while drinking your wine!

zanzjan · Jul 4, 2011

While drinking your wine,
Considered your proposal.
Would need stronger drink.

-Suzanne

SinK · Jul 5, 2011

Would need stronger drink
all the minibar has left
is salted peanuts

B.D. Eyeslie · Jul 5, 2011

is salted peanuts
or maybe roasted cashews
appetite run wild

SinK · Jul 5, 2011

appetite run wild
for loving running wild things
they call me pervert

Ganesha · Jul 5, 2011

they call me pervert
and yet I'm surly post vert
might be a convert

zanzjan · Jul 12, 2011

Haikus once composed
Will never be unwritten;
They breathe as we breathe.

-Suzanne

B.D. Eyeslie · Jul 13, 2011

they breathe as we breathe
but they smell a little off
living in the bogs

RyanLKing · Jul 13, 2011

Living in the bogs,
Slithering snakes and hushed frogs,
At home amongst logs.

SinK · Jul 13, 2011

at home amongst logs
pinched-off, flushed, then forgotten
my goldfish retired

B.D. Eyeslie · Jul 13, 2011

my goldfish retired
after five years on the job
sign reads--fish wanted

SinK · Jul 13, 2011

Sign reads--Fish wanted
for murder. Dead or alive
or fried with butter.

GLOOMCOOKIE · Jul 13, 2011

Or fried with butter
at a high temperature
until golden brown

Blarg · Jul 13, 2011

Until golden brown
these grasses will give with wind
and then they will break

Ganesha · Jul 13, 2011

and then they will break
into a song so joyous
heaven will smile

GLOOMCOOKIE · Jul 13, 2011

Ummm... not 5 syllables Ganesha.

Heaven will smile wide
on the day all creation
ceases to exist

Teena · Jul 13, 2011

ceases to exist
breath stops, heart stops, life-force stops
waiting for rebirth

Blarg · Jul 13, 2011

waiting for rebirth
locusts bouyant in the soil
float to its surface

Teena · Jul 13, 2011

float to its surface
the milk of human kindness
seeking not to spoil

B.D. Eyeslie · Jul 14, 2011

seeking not to spoil
the child must learn a lesson
get out the crayons

onestepp · Jul 14, 2011

get out the crayons
create, color valentines
hearts given away.

kdnxdr · Jul 14, 2011

hearts given away
fill vacancies by hearts lost -
where to find one now?

zanzjan · Jul 14, 2011

Where to find one now?
My old: space, moonwalks, rockets.
No new dream in sight.

-Suzanne

kdnxdr · Jul 14, 2011

no new dream in sight,
i'm perishing, at the thought
all illusions lie