Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

Blarg · Jun 2, 2011

We wake up to god
damned ticks stuck in our armpits;
some Creation sucks.

Teena · Jun 4, 2011

we missed one, so.....

fades in the silence
marital arguments to
enter the quiet

and then there was...

some creation sucks
like poor attempts at knitting
or a bad poem

Ganesha · Jun 4, 2011

or a bad poem
behaving so piously
with an attitude

CDSinex · Jun 4, 2011

With an attitude
two crows discuss my presence—
Their nest full of eggs.

zanzjan · Jun 4, 2011

Their nest full of eggs,
The birds now seem less inclined
To crap on my car.

-Suzanne

Ganesha · Jun 5, 2011

Their nest full of eggs
I am hungry for scrambled
Impure DNA

To crap on my car.
you must bring toilet paper
I am warning you.

just imagine the first one isn't there....on second thought.

Kate Thornton · Jun 7, 2011

I am warning you
Hey, it's a kindness, you know
To keep you from harm

zanzjan · Jun 7, 2011

To keep you from harm,
I wrapped my arms around you.
Now you will not fly.

-Suzanne

Blarg · Jun 7, 2011

Now you will not fly
but my tomato blossoms
will soar into fruit.

Ganesha · Jun 7, 2011

will soar into fruit.
tomato in tornado
salsa me on home

zanzjan · Jun 7, 2011

Salsa me on home,
Waltz me to your unmade bed.
Dance with me to fire.

-Suzanne

Blarg · Jun 7, 2011

Dance with me to fire
and call forth the Great Cthulhu,
not dead but dreaming.

CDSinex · Jun 8, 2011

Not dead, but dreaming
of some unknown verdant world—
Seeds wait in warm ground

Blarg · Jun 9, 2011

Seeds wait in warm ground
for rain to close their circuit
and electrify

Kate Thornton · Jun 9, 2011

and electrify
those dead lightbulbs in my mind
lighting the wisdom

zanzjan · Jun 9, 2011

Lighting the wisdom
Of life, imagination
The brightest candle.

-Suzanne

Blarg · Jun 9, 2011

The brightest candle
slices the dark with only
the tiniest knife.

zanzjan · Jun 10, 2011

The tiniest knife
Scratches more than your insults;
But I have cannon.

-Suzanne

Blarg · Jun 10, 2011

But I have cannon,
said the man in the phone booth
losing the knife fight.

zanzjan · Jun 10, 2011

Losing the knife fight
Taught me several key things.
First one: dodge, stupid.

-Suzanne

Blarg · Jun 10, 2011

First one: dodge, stupid.
As a rule, don't be at home
when friends visit you.

zanzjan · Jun 11, 2011

When friends visit you
Put out fresh pretzels, not the
Ones the dog has licked.

-Suzanne

DL Hegel · Jun 11, 2011

Ones the dog has licked
noon chimes a stomach tricked
late meal contradicts

B.D. Eyeslie · Jun 11, 2011

Late night contradicts
The hour soup bones licked clean
Gristle on my plate

Kate Thornton · Jun 12, 2011

gristle on my plate
does this warrant a complaint
or just mean no tip

Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

Bennie's Mom

con·ver·sa·tion·al·ist

Imagine something clever here.

killin' all teh werds

con·ver·sa·tion·al·ist

Still Happy to be Here. Or Anywhere

killin' all teh werds

con·ver·sa·tion·al·ist

killin' all teh werds

Imagine something clever here.

Still Happy to be Here. Or Anywhere

killin' all teh werds

killin' all teh werds

killin' all teh werds

killin' all teh werds

Tigress Tyrant

Still Happy to be Here. Or Anywhere