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Thread: Chain, chain, chain, chain of haiku fools

  1. #11001
    Huh. kkbe's Avatar
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    it smells like garlic
    staggers 'cross my torrid tongue
    fetid poetry
    From SOULLESS:
    “Well, Tuck, we have three options. Option One, I let you both go and chalk this up to a case of stupid boys behaving stupidly—”
    “Stop right there,” I piped up, but he ignored me.
    “Option Two, I call the police and have you both arrested for trespassing. Or Option Three: I teach you both a lesson but keep the police out of it. What do you think, Eric?”
    “The first one,” Eric said. “We’ll never do it again, Mr. Jones. We promise.”
    “I don’t doubt that,” he answered, “but I’m taking the first option off the table because I don’t like your friend here.”

    /kk's blog is on hiatus/

  2. #11002
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    Fetid poetry:
    where a rose by other names
    might just smell like ass.

  3. #11003
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    Might just smell like ass,
    teen spirit, whatevs you smell
    divine, regardless.
    From SOULLESS:
    “Well, Tuck, we have three options. Option One, I let you both go and chalk this up to a case of stupid boys behaving stupidly—”
    “Stop right there,” I piped up, but he ignored me.
    “Option Two, I call the police and have you both arrested for trespassing. Or Option Three: I teach you both a lesson but keep the police out of it. What do you think, Eric?”
    “The first one,” Eric said. “We’ll never do it again, Mr. Jones. We promise.”
    “I don’t doubt that,” he answered, “but I’m taking the first option off the table because I don’t like your friend here.”

    /kk's blog is on hiatus/

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    New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
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    Divine, regardless
    pizza from the night before
    stop judging me, ok?

  5. #11005
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    Stop judging me oh
    formalist; acquiesce. Your
    glass house shatters, too.
    Last edited by kkbe; 09-16-2017 at 10:29 PM. Reason: :/
    From SOULLESS:
    “Well, Tuck, we have three options. Option One, I let you both go and chalk this up to a case of stupid boys behaving stupidly—”
    “Stop right there,” I piped up, but he ignored me.
    “Option Two, I call the police and have you both arrested for trespassing. Or Option Three: I teach you both a lesson but keep the police out of it. What do you think, Eric?”
    “The first one,” Eric said. “We’ll never do it again, Mr. Jones. We promise.”
    “I don’t doubt that,” he answered, “but I’m taking the first option off the table because I don’t like your friend here.”

    /kk's blog is on hiatus/

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    Glass house shatters, two
    stones where I only need one;
    third is epilogue.

  7. #11007
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    ...third is epilogue;
    fourth, your precious darlings; fifth,
    your writing sucks, kid.

    From SOULLESS:
    “Well, Tuck, we have three options. Option One, I let you both go and chalk this up to a case of stupid boys behaving stupidly—”
    “Stop right there,” I piped up, but he ignored me.
    “Option Two, I call the police and have you both arrested for trespassing. Or Option Three: I teach you both a lesson but keep the police out of it. What do you think, Eric?”
    “The first one,” Eric said. “We’ll never do it again, Mr. Jones. We promise.”
    “I don’t doubt that,” he answered, “but I’m taking the first option off the table because I don’t like your friend here.”

    /kk's blog is on hiatus/

  8. #11008
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    Your writing sucks, kid.
    Show don't tell, most of the time,
    but if you tell -- sing.

  9. #11009
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    But if you tell, sing,
    sob or shout, let it out. It's
    all the same to me.
    From SOULLESS:
    “Well, Tuck, we have three options. Option One, I let you both go and chalk this up to a case of stupid boys behaving stupidly—”
    “Stop right there,” I piped up, but he ignored me.
    “Option Two, I call the police and have you both arrested for trespassing. Or Option Three: I teach you both a lesson but keep the police out of it. What do you think, Eric?”
    “The first one,” Eric said. “We’ll never do it again, Mr. Jones. We promise.”
    “I don’t doubt that,” he answered, “but I’m taking the first option off the table because I don’t like your friend here.”

    /kk's blog is on hiatus/

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