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  1. #11001
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    it smells like garlic
    staggers 'cross my torrid tongue
    fetid poetry
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    Fetid poetry:
    where a rose by other names
    might just smell like ass.

  3. #11003
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    Might just smell like ass,
    teen spirit, whatevs you smell
    divine, regardless.
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    Divine, regardless
    pizza from the night before
    stop judging me, ok?

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    Stop judging me oh
    formalist; acquiesce. Your
    glass house shatters, too.
    Last edited by kkbe; 09-16-2017 at 10:29 PM. Reason: :/
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    Glass house shatters, two
    stones where I only need one;
    third is epilogue.

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    ...third is epilogue;
    fourth, your precious darlings; fifth,
    your writing sucks, kid.

    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    Your writing sucks, kid.
    Show don't tell, most of the time,
    but if you tell -- sing.

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    But if you tell, sing,
    sob or shout, let it out. It's
    all the same to me.
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    All the same to me
    what you say. Lesson One: You
    can't sugarcoat shit.
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    Can't sugarcoat shit
    that you say for gentler ears
    without telling lies.

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    Without telling lies,
    point your eyes to the maker.
    Ascend with the birds.
    Poetry classics. Masterfully kindled. Always 99Ę.

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    Ascend with the birds,
    for the clouds hold more solid
    hope than Earth below.

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    Hope that earth below
    does not start to blow, so that
    people here don't fear

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    People here don't fear
    the Reaper since he swapp'd his
    dire cloak for a speedo.

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    Cloak for a Speedo;
    less coverage but hey, if
    you got it, flaunt it.

    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    You got it, flaunt it,
    but if you touch me with it
    I will so break you.

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    -I will so break you!
    -How about now? Let's not leave
    anything to chance.


    (Threatening masochists never works. )
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    Anything to chance
    but that one kiss -- how does one
    plan for perfection?

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    Plan for perfection?
    Small mankind may make its plans.
    Universe just laughs.

    "Strange Destinies" by Guillermo Rubio Arias-Paz, translated from the Spanish and out now on Amazon and the Endless Bookcase.

    Goodreads

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    Universe just laughs
    a crass ha ha like that kid
    that's on the Simpsons.

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    Simpsons stand by me.
    The Kardashians as well.
    All guilty parties.
    "Richie, there is a peace in death that I could not give you in life."

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    All guilty parties
    hereby take notice: What goes
    around, comes around.
    From EFFIN' ALBERT:
    No matter what I say or do, Albert donít get mad at me. He just looks at me waiting, or heíll walk away or hug me or say heís sorry for some stupid thing he done. And even when I call him effiní Albert, call him weenie or stupid jerk or idiot, call him clownhead right to his face, or asshole and dickhead sometimes, sometimes even fucker, he never gets mad at me. Never.
    Then I feel bad for being so rotten. Sometimes Iím rotten, I donít know why. I get mad quick. I think maybe I got mean feelings inside donít get out enough. Or maybe Iím just a stupid jerk. Thatís probably it.

    /kk's blog will return/

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    Around comes a round
    orb spitting flailing amperes
    into the cosmos.
    Poetry classics. Masterfully kindled. Always 99Ę.

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    Into the cosmos
    I first followed Carl Sagan.
    Now I go alone.
    Last edited by zanzjan; 11-15-2017 at 09:39 PM. Reason: oops

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