Non Sequitur

Haggis · Jul 8, 2014

But, why, Tess? Why? It's not like I haven't given you the hamster.

C.bronco · Jul 8, 2014

"Warn't nuthin but an ole mudpie!" Sappy stormed.

ArachnePhobia · Jul 8, 2014

The lamps themselves were impossible to salvage, but fortunately, only three of the lightbulbs had blown.

Filigree · Jul 8, 2014

I had a rat, once.

Haggis · Jul 8, 2014

Filigree said:
I had a rat, once.

Yes, but did he love you?

KellyAssauer · Jul 8, 2014

Pounding rain and the seas vicious pitch forced the bocce ball tournament below deck.

Lavern08 · Jul 9, 2014

Love really is a four-letter word.

shakeysix · Jul 9, 2014

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE--UNTIL TAX TIME!

Kylabelle · Jul 9, 2014

One can never have too many turtles.

Lavern08 · Jul 9, 2014

My co-worker just brought me 4 tomatoes from her (organic) garden!

KellyAssauer · Jul 9, 2014

Today, they peddled a hundred miles in three hours through a pouring rain and across a length of of century old cobblestone.

shakeysix · Jul 9, 2014

And it stoned me to my sooooul, just like old Jelly Roooooll--V. Morrison lyrics; shakeysix on vocal

Kylabelle · Jul 9, 2014

It is not advisable to operate heavy machinery while Laverning, as Ethel learned the hard way.

elizrose23 · Jul 9, 2014

But I have to dance before I can do the dishes.

SWest · Jul 9, 2014

Twenty-five tomatoes and counting, thanks for asking!

Vito · Jul 9, 2014

The first mail delivery system in China was called Panda Express.

Jorshington · Jul 9, 2014

Can we go out Le Branche for the anniversary?

swachski · Jul 9, 2014

She scoured countless burrows in an attempt to find the naked mole rat, but only succeeded in finding an Indian arrowhead..

Jehhillenberg · Jul 9, 2014

This pizza is sooooo gooood! Pizza is the BEST!

Drooling Blunder · Jul 9, 2014

I finding whoever putting damned arrowhead in burrow, yes? Is hurting of the skin.

swachski · Jul 9, 2014

She lured him into the light with a paper plate full of juicy grubs, then sat back on her haunches and studied his peculiar behavior..

Drooling Blunder · Jul 9, 2014

Is wondering why humans not be using of the fine china, silverware and linen tablecloth.

iLion · Jul 9, 2014

Two clicks up and four clicks left.

Jorshington · Jul 9, 2014

The aftertaste takes like lemon. Probably is.

SWest · Jul 9, 2014

The click had been inaudible; by the time he realized UPS had hung up on him, it was going to be impossible to catch the bus.