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    Non Sequitur

    This is the place to get rid of that sentence! You know the one. The one that doesn't fit, but you still like it? The one you overheard walking past the tele, or a conversation. The odd sentence that won't leave your brain, but has no where to go. The word bones left over from an edit. The verbal flotsam of the un-aware brain. Or maybe just a sentence of words you've never seen before... and may never see again!

    Your sentence might have absolutely nothing and no possible connection with the meaning of sentence from the post before yours. That's why it's a beautiful thing. =)
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